Rick Riordan

Eat bitter, taste sweet

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“Bob says hello.”

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You drool when you sleep.

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“What's up broszki”

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“Bad pony-men! BOO!”

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Nothing is unfixable.

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“Read while we're young”

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“Tell us, cat!”

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You're a Demigod Percy, half god and half mortal!

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“In the beginning. I wasn't there.”

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the best people have the rottenest luck

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“I got up the courage to ask, "What is my destiny?”

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“You're not leaving me, never again.”

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So...your name means Mr.Underwear." -Frank

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The House is in the house" Chapter 38

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Percy yelled. "What's going- Gah! Shrimpzilla!

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He told me he wouldn't hurt... Charlie. He lied to me.

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“I wake up every morning and think: You know what would be good today? Not dying.”

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“Oh…bank vaults,” Leo said. “Never thought about that.”

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The pen is mightier than the sword… unless you are percy jackson and they are the same thing

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“Piper should’ve been losing her mind. Instead, all she felt was dread.”

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“I’ll have a cheeseburger and – Ahhh! My friend’s on fire! Get me a bucket!”

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“A few dozen kids sprawled in the seats in front of him, listening to iPods, talking, or sleeping.”

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“He didn’t want to spend the rest of his life looking like an extra from The Walking Dead.”

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Leo frowned at the giant's spire. "Can't we blow it up or something?" "Without me, you do not have the power," Hera…

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“I heard a little girl shout: “Chicken man, get the moose!” You know how hard it is to feel like an extreme…

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Don't get starry-eyed about somebody you can't have, especially if it blinds you to somebody who's really important.

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Not all powers are spectacular." Hestia looked at me. "Sometimes the hardest power to master is the power of yielding.

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“(Hippocampi are so my newest favorite mythological creature. I keep asking my husband for one. He keeps saying no, the griffin wouldn’t…

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“So if the gods fight,' I said, 'will things line up the way they did with the Trojan War? Will it be…

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Jason scratched his head. "You named him Festus? You know that in Latin, ‘festus’ means ‘happy’? You want us to ride off…

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When I was in college, my parents' house burned down, and took a lot of the possessions I'd grown up with. That's…

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I pressed PLAY and started up Chiron's favorite--the All-Time Greatest Hits of Dean Martin. Suddenly the air was filled with violins and…

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“The most horrible thing about her? She was still holding her big platter of free samples: Crispy Cheese 'n' Wieners. Her platter…

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“Have you any idea how much my kingdom has swollen in this past century alone, how many subdivisions I've had to open?"…

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Facinating." He broke into a wide grin. "I've discovered something, Khufu. This is not Memphis, Egypt." Khufu gave me a sideways look,…

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[Hazel] hissed in frustration. 'I hate eidolons. I thought Piper made them promise to stay away.' 'Oh...' Frank said, like he'd just…

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“- My friend is dying. Can you cure him or not? Her voice caught on the word friend. Percy was a lot…

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“She stepped back and frowned at me. "Open it." " Me? " I felt sure she was picking on me because I…

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There’s my baby!” I cried, quite carried away. “There’s my Poochiekins!” Ammit ran at me and leaped into my arms, nuzzling me…

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