If your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan, you might be a redneck. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
“light across his body. The ceiling fan made a low, hypnotic sound and” — Lee Hanson Copy Share Image
You said you wasn't on no steal your man shit. If I broke it off now we won't be on some friend… — Big Sean Copy Share Image
“As he heaved a sigh and dug his fingers into the pillow the angels in heaven or the pixie perched on his… — Anuradha Bhattacharyya Copy Share Image
I love having a ceiling fan, although sometimes I wish he wouldn't cheer so loud when I'm trying to sleep — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Having a super shakey ceiling fan, and accepting the fact that one day it will fall on you and cut off your… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Jumping out a caravan, eye's like a China man. Bladed up on four Pirellis chopping like a ceiling fan. — Riff Raff Copy Share Image
“She whipped her tentacles away from his fingers decapitating the dead lobster-dog and its body fell from the ceiling fan.” — Athena Villaverde Copy Share Image
“Off flew his shirt, which landed on an outstretched arm of the ceiling fan. 'Beats me. God, is there a padlock on… — Gina Damico Copy Share Image
“You prefer the bed on the opposite wall?" "I prefer the bookshelf in the lower left corner of the room, and the… — Devon Monk Copy Share Image
“I suppose she didn't think anyone was looking and had let her guard down, the way you did in an empty room.… — Robyn Schneider Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to sail with the wind. That wind is provided by my ceiling fan, and my boat is… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“He pushed the bag toward her. “I get out of work at eleven. I’ll be at your house by eleven thirty. Leave… — Marie Force Copy Share Image
“When I am alone and my skull is ripsaw I want to jump into the womb of any bonfire, I want to… — Derrick Brown Copy Share Image
“All those years I’d drifted along too glassy and insulated for any kind of reality to push through: a delirium which had… — Donna Tartt Copy Share Image
“I practiced saying I was gay to inanimate objects around the house. I told the soap dish in the bathroom, the ceiling… — Nick Burd Copy Share Image
“I am scared of the photo studio. I am scared of the telephone. Scared of anything outside our apartment. Scared of the… — Gary Shteyngart Copy Share Image
“Life is like a bad haircut. At first it looks awful, then you kind of get used to it, and before you… — Neal Shusterman Copy Share Image
A lot of times I think Id be better off dead. I know its the truth cause Im fucked in the head.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“A crime scene is a crime scene is a crime scene. Except for the unique nightmarish qualities of each one. I was… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“Domestic If, when studying road atlases while taking, as you call it, your morning dump, you shout down to me names like… — Carl Phillips Copy Share Image
“What’s the basic way to catch a ghost in Luigi’s mansion: Dark Moon? a) Throw an Ectonet over it. b) Blast it… — Jenson Publishing Copy Share Image
“I have always lusted after a sepia-toned library with floor-to-ceiling bookshelves and a sliding ladder. I fantasie about Tennessee Williams' types of… — Amy Mowafi Copy Share Image
“The Waiting Room by Stewart Stafford The waiting room lay empty, Gloom-prowled, leather-studded seats, A ceiling fan spun lonely circles above, Keeping… — Stewart Stafford Copy Share Image
“ Outside, the Air was Alert and Bright and Hot... She could see the pattern of the cross-stitch flowers from the blue… — Arundhati Roy Copy Share Image
