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Forget the Bible, the greatest argument against human evolution is a YouTube comment thread. — Damien Fahey Copy Share Image
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When Phish broke up, I made some comment about how I'm not gonna go around playing 'You Enjoy Myself' for the rest… — Trey Anastasio Copy Share Image
It's really not enough to just have black women. A really good idea could be to comment on how they are treated… — Lea DeLaria Copy Share Image
Sure, you can do without the hard personal comments, but it doesn't really happen apart from a few isolated incidents. — Andrew Flintoff Copy Share Image
The TV Tropes QC page is every single idiotic comment from my forums distilled into one HTML document. — Jeph Jacques Copy Share Image
People comment, and that's where we are now. It's the way the world is. — Guido Palau Copy Share Image
My wife and I always comment that our lives are relatively mundane. She's a writer as well, I'm a writer, we spend… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
The rubber hits the road if Trump somehow turns his sights on Canada, as he has with Mexico, Australia and Germany, and… — Michael Kergin Copy Share Image
When someone comments on my weight, I have to work hard to stand in front of the mirror and say, "This is… — Rosie O'Donnell Copy Share Image
Once you understand that everybody's going to get connected, a lot of things follow from that. If everybody gets the Internet, they… — Marc Andreessen Copy Share Image
If you go to places like YouTube, it's a cesspool, and a lot of the comments are really horrifying and misogynist and… — Jessica Valenti Copy Share Image
“How wonderful it will be if the universe really contains other intelligences and other societies! Bystanders have the clearest view. Someone truly… — Liu Cixin Copy Share Image
No matter how much we're on our phones, going to the show is the goal - you look at things online and… — Darren Criss Copy Share Image
I am open to [the notion of theistic revelation], but not enthusiastic about potential revelation from God. On the positive side, for… — Antony Flew Copy Share Image