It is beter to live 50 years as a tiger rather than live 100 years as a chicken — Edgerrin James Copy Share Image
She 's no chicken; she 's on the wrong side of thirty, if she be a day. — Jonathan Swift Copy Share Image
Each month is gay, Each season nice, When eating Chicken soup With rice — Maurice Sendak Copy Share Image
I love animals. All animals. I wouldn't hurt a cat or a dog — or a chicken, or a cow. And I… — Peter Dinklage Copy Share Image
I like cooking - I make a good stir-fry and the family likes it when I make stewed chicken and macaroni and… — Marion Jones Copy Share Image
I think that if you can roast a chicken, you can get whatever you want out of a woman. — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
I suck at all this supernatural stuff. But I fry a mean chicken. Oh, good. I hate it when the nice ones… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
Fine, but I’m not ripping the head off a voodoo chicken or drinking anything disgusting. (Grace) — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
You need a plan for everything, whether it's building a cathedral or a chicken coop. Without a plan, you'll postpone living until… — John Goddard Copy Share Image
“Maatsuyker, the wild island south of Tasmania where it rained most days of the year and the chickens blew into the sea… — M.L. Stedman Copy Share Image
You are such a chicken. Bock. Bock. Bock." He refused to allow her very bad chicken impression to ruffle his feathers. He… — Christine Feehan Copy Share Image
Duende I can't remember her name. It's not as though I've been in bed with that many women. The truth is I… — Jack Gilbert Copy Share Image
I'm a whitebread cracker. That's my favorite white person slur: "whitebread". The other day, someone came up to me and said, "What's… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
They weren't happy, and neither of them had touched the chicken or the ale---and yet they weren't unhappy either. There was an… — F. Scott Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
“She had a knack for relieving the tension in a room by pretending my rudeness away with cooking. Many, many chickens had… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
[Chickens] are very frenetic. So if you think about it and you look back in other movies, like if someone's taking a… — Ed Helms Copy Share Image
The idea of the chickens with the multiple breasts and thighs came from an urban legend that some fast-food places had developed… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
Maybe you’ll marry, maybe you won’t, maybe you’ll have children, maybe you won’t, maybe you’ll divorce at 40, maybe you’ll dance the… — Mary Schmich Copy Share Image
We used to be called the Dixie Chickens. Then we played at a barbecue place, and they had a sign saying, 'Featured… — Martie Maguire Copy Share Image
If I want to read S.J. Perelman's Chicken Inspector No. 23 for the third time instead of some anguished, politically correct saga… — Mel White Copy Share Image
I had these couple of hippie guy friends who were super broke and living in the attic of somebody's house and they… — Cassandra Peterson Copy Share Image
Alphabet Juice is the book Roy Blount was born to write, which considering his prodigious talent, is saying a lot. Did you… — Cathleen Schine Copy Share Image
I was not so comfortable with my new authority that I could say 'We eat the chicken now!' but the magus had… — Megan Whalen Turner Copy Share Image
If on Judgement Day I were summoned by St. Peter to give testimony to the used-to-be sheriff's act of kindness, I would… — Maya Angelou Copy Share Image
Each of us, with money, gets further and further away from those moments where the hand pulls the beet root from the… — Samuel R. Delany Copy Share Image
Every year, about 10 billion farm animals go through America's horrific factory farm system: cows, pigs, chickens, sheep, lamb. There, they are… — Jane Velez-Mitchell Copy Share Image
Once I saw a duck walking down the street so I went into Subway and ordered two pieces of bread, and they… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
![“[Chickens] are very frenetic. So if you think about it and you look back in other movies, like if someone's taking a crazy bus ride somewhere and it's like, 'Oh, what makes this bus ride crazy?' There's a chicken in the aisle, or like there's a chicken in a crate. So I just think the presence of…” quote by Ed Helms](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/48b/ed-helms-4996_aisle_chickens-are-very-frenetic-so-if-you-thi_1271859.jpg)
