Chicken Quote by Kathryn Stockett

[Crisco] ain't just for frying. You ever get a sticky something stuck in your hair,like gum?...That's right, Crisco. Spread this on a baby's bottom,…

— Kathryn Stockett

Classics can be phenomenal when done right. A simple roast chicken dish could be the best thing you ever eat.

— Joe Bastianich

How come when it’s us, it’s an abortion, and when it’s a chicken, it’s an omelette?

— George Carlin

One recent menu for suspected terrorists at Guantanamo consisted of orange glazed chicken, fresh fruit crepe, steamed peas and mushrooms, and rice pilaf. Sounds…

— Ann Coulter

I was sixty-six years old. I still had to make a living. I looked at my social security check of 105 dollars and decided…

— Colonel Sanders

We got famous off singing about a chicken.

— Sean Kinney

To get a better piece of chicken, you'd have to be a rooster.

— Mickey Mantle

There are a lot of things I cannot do, such as eat books and read chicken.

— Thom Yorke

Grasshopper always wrong in argument with chicken.

— Bertrand Russell

The chicken did not cross the road. The road passed beneath the chicken.

— Albert Einstein

We are constituted a good deal like chickens, which, taken from the hen, and put in a basket of cotton in the chimney-corner, willoften…

— Henry David Thoreau

The chickens have come home to roast.

— Jane Ace