Children Quote by Fannie Flagg

“count your eggs while they’re still up inside the chicken’s ass,”

— Elizabeth Gilbert

“Lost dog. Looks like a chicken. If found, do not attempt to feed it scrambled eggs for breakfast. You’ll offend it just like I…

— Jarod Kintz

“A chicken is the egg’s way of making more eggs.”

— Robert Anton Wilson

“His mouth formed an O with lips torn angry in laying duck's eggs from a chicken's rectum.”

— Nathanael West

“His ass has seen more cock than a poultry farm!”

— Lou Harper

“We had never eaten our own chickens but we delighted in eating their eggs. No matter how hot the summer became, they always presented…

— Victoria Twead

“I have a weakness for fresh eggs.”

— Joseph Heller

“Shoving feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.”

— Brad Pitt

“ Boy and Egg Every few minutes, he wants to march the trail of flattened rye grass back to the house of muttering hens.…

— Naomi Shihab Nye

“sticking feathers up your butt,Tyler says,does not make you a chicken”

— Chuck Palahniuk

“I DON'T EVEN FUCKING LIKE GREEN EGGS!”

— Tara Sivec

“You cackle a lot, but don't lay any eggs.”

— Peter St. John