Funny Quote by Lou Harper Download Open image ““His ass has seen more cock than a poultry farm!”” — Lou Harper ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Gay
“I never worry about how many legs my chicken has, about whether it can fly or not, about which cock was her husband; that… — Mehmet Murat ildan Copy Share Image
“count your eggs while they’re still up inside the chicken’s ass,” — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
“Mr. False! No, don't start grabbing the chickens! Better off farmer with no chickens than a load of chickens with no farmer! Anyway, they'll… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Said the reeve to the maid who was fresh to the farm 'Let me show you the beasts of the yard!' Here's a cow… — Scott Lynch Copy Share Image
“sticking feathers up your butt,Tyler says,does not make you a chicken” — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Do you live on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise a cock. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“There are more chickens than a man can know in this world, but an unprovoked kindness is the rarest of birds.” — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“Grandpa had a good life, up until the day we slaughtered him and ate him. Honestly, he raised chickens, so he should have seen… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“He’s exquisite. Perfection made flesh. Granted, he didn’t come out looking like this. A few hours ago, he bore a strong resemblance to a… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
“If I didn’t know better, I’d say you’re marking your territory,” I teased. He chuckled. “It’s your fault. I go all Discovery Channel around… — Lou Harper Copy Share Image
“It's not who you slept with that matters, but whom you fell in love with.” — Lou Harper Copy Share Image
“Cops were distrustful; they always wanted to know why you decided to dig a hole in the middle of nowhere.” — Lou Harper Copy Share Image
“What?" he asked. "You're staring at me funny." "We're in the wrong movie," I confessed.” — Lou Harper Copy Share Image
“Did you make plans." "Nah. I tried once or twice, but they always went to hell. Eventually I just learned to let life take… — Lou Harper Copy Share Image
“Gabe's brain told him that this was a very, very bad idea. Aside from the fact that it went against the credo he'd lived… — Lou Harper Copy Share Image
“If you want the advice of an old man, don't be afraid of making mistakes. That's life. Just be sure you're making them for… — Lou Harper Copy Share Image
“I don't dislike him, but he's too perfect. You know what I mean? Like he was genetically engineered in a lab. Imperfections make a… — Lou Harper Copy Share Image
“I want to go to bed with you every night and wake up next to you in the morning and do boring, everyday things,… — Lou Harper Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
