Dana I have never cheated on my wife, not since she became my wife, but if you wanna jerk me in the… — Ari Gold Marriage Copy Share Image
That was a good speech, Lloyd. If I was 25 and liked cock, we could be something. — Ari Gold Communication Copy Share Image
Im ready to go here, all right? Its like R. Kelly at recess. Honey, honey, what are you doing? Are you kidding… — Ari Gold Copy Share Image
“Life is not about learning from your failures; it’s about learning so you don’t fail. In” — Ari Gold Education Copy Share Image
I drove to work today in an $80,000 Mercedes and Im going home in a prop car from Fast and the Furious… — Ari Gold Life Copy Share Image
Listen, Lloyd, I want you to put all my files, folders, binders, everything into a box! If you find a used condom,… — Ari Gold Copy Share Image
We are gonna get drunk with Russell Crowe and were gonna head-butt some goddamn kangaroos. — Ari Gold Copy Share Image
Tell Drama hes on the top of my list of things to do today, along with inserting needles in my cock! — Ari Gold Copy Share Image
You will come back stronger then ever. Like Lance Armstrong. But with two balls. — Ari Gold Lance armstrong Copy Share Image
Fuck the phones, Lloyd! Unless Carmen Electra calls for an emergency titty-fuck, dont answer! — Ari Gold Copy Share Image
You fire a guy, you create a rival. You fire a woman, you create a housewife. — Ari Gold Copy Share Image
Fuck Richard Roper. You know I went to college with him? Yeah when he was pledging we used to tie beer cans… — Ari Gold Last night Copy Share Image
Its like high school. You cant fuck the prom queen until she finds out her best friend jerked you off underneath the… — Ari Gold Best friend Copy Share Image
You can have it if you want to live in Agora fucking hills, and go to group therapy, but if you want… — Ari Gold Beverly hills Copy Share Image
You know what they feed people on an indi set, Vinnie? Nothing! They dont give you a trailer. They tell you to… — Ari Gold Copy Share Image
