Quote by Ari Gold Download Open image “Rusty cunt bucket! FUCK!” — Ari Gold ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare
Dont piss in an old mans soup ! :) piss on his lawn to realy make him angry! — Pissface Copy Share Image
“You son of a bitch fucker! You bastard! Eat my cock! Hurry up! Hurry up and lick shit, you fucking asshole cuntlapper! Fucking booger!… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“I’ll have a cheeseburger and – Ahhh! My friend’s on fire! Get me a bucket!” — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“Blow, breezes, blow! Let Curdken's hat go! Blow breezes, blow! Let him after it go! O'er hills, dales, and rocks, Away be it whirl'd,… — Jacob Grimm Copy Share Image
THE TOILET TOLD THE TUB I GET MORE PLAY THAN YOU, THE TUB REPLIED I KNOW NIGGA AIN FINNA TAKE NOBODY SHIT....... — TOILET VS TUB Copy Share Image
Dana I have never cheated on my wife, not since she became my wife, but if you wanna jerk me in the car now,… — Ari Gold Copy Share Image
That was a good speech, Lloyd. If I was 25 and liked cock, we could be something. — Ari Gold Copy Share Image
Im ready to go here, all right? Its like R. Kelly at recess. Honey, honey, what are you doing? Are you kidding me? Baby! — Ari Gold Copy Share Image
“Life is not about learning from your failures; it’s about learning so you don’t fail. In” — Ari Gold Copy Share Image
I drove to work today in an $80,000 Mercedes and Im going home in a prop car from Fast and the Furious my life… — Ari Gold Copy Share Image
Listen, Lloyd, I want you to put all my files, folders, binders, everything into a box! If you find a used condom, an executioners… — Ari Gold Copy Share Image
We are gonna get drunk with Russell Crowe and were gonna head-butt some goddamn kangaroos. — Ari Gold Copy Share Image
Tell Drama hes on the top of my list of things to do today, along with inserting needles in my cock! — Ari Gold Copy Share Image