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“Listen, Lloyd, I want you to put all my files,…” quote by Ari Gold — Download Open image

“Listen, Lloyd, I want you to put all my files, folders, binders, everything into a box! If you find a used condom, an executioners mask, and a fucking spike paddle, dont think, just pack that bitch! Chop suey!”

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