Quote by Ari Gold Download Open image “We are gonna get drunk with Russell Crowe and were gonna head-butt some goddamn kangaroos.” — Ari Gold ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare
Who will mourn the passing of our magnificent kangaroos? Who will remember how the bush once danced in rhythm with the thumping, jumping kangaroos… — Sue Arnold Copy Share Image
Right now John's heart is running faster then a concierge from Russell Crowe. — Tom Bergeron Copy Share Image
With kangaroos, you say 'Sit!' and they start boxing with you. They're nuts! — Jerry O'Connell Copy Share Image
Russell Crowe is very committed at getting it right but at the same time, he likes to have fun. — Rachel McAdams Copy Share Image
Russell Crowe as Capt. Jack Aubrey in Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World, .. most unlikely. — Peter Weir Copy Share Image
While Melbourne and Sydney fight about who wears Australia's cultural crown, Canberra just gets on with it. — Judy Horacek Copy Share Image
God knows what the Yanks will make of 'Kevin and Perry.' It's totally gross to them because we don't look like we're off 'Dawson's… — Harry Enfield Copy Share Image
Dana I have never cheated on my wife, not since she became my wife, but if you wanna jerk me in the car now,… — Ari Gold Copy Share Image
That was a good speech, Lloyd. If I was 25 and liked cock, we could be something. — Ari Gold Copy Share Image
Im ready to go here, all right? Its like R. Kelly at recess. Honey, honey, what are you doing? Are you kidding me? Baby! — Ari Gold Copy Share Image
“Life is not about learning from your failures; it’s about learning so you don’t fail. In” — Ari Gold Copy Share Image
I drove to work today in an $80,000 Mercedes and Im going home in a prop car from Fast and the Furious my life… — Ari Gold Copy Share Image
Listen, Lloyd, I want you to put all my files, folders, binders, everything into a box! If you find a used condom, an executioners… — Ari Gold Copy Share Image
Tell Drama hes on the top of my list of things to do today, along with inserting needles in my cock! — Ari Gold Copy Share Image
You will come back stronger then ever. Like Lance Armstrong. But with two balls. — Ari Gold Copy Share Image