There's nothing stressful about turning 50 except people reminding you about it. — Muhammad Ali Copy Share Image
At 50, don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. Happy 50th birthday. — H. H. Asquith Copy Share Image
I reflected a lot, I thought a lot on my 50th birthday. It has been one of the most important birthdays in… — Rakesh Jhunjhunwala Copy Share Image
Now that you're 50, your kids should respect you. After all, you graduated from high school and college without Google or Wikipedia.… — Mae West Copy Share Image
I'll see a beautiful girl walking up to me and I'll think, Oh, my God, I can't believe my good luck. But… — James Caan Copy Share Image
My sentence formally was imposed on my mothers 50th Birthday January 24th 1983. The jury recommended it July 1st 1982. — Nick Yarris Copy Share Image
At 50, you probably get muddled? I'm the same, that's how I know? If you ever get lost, don't worry? Just change… — John Walter Bratton Copy Share Image
Now, they're saying I groped a male staffer. Yes, I did. Not only did I grope him, I tickled him until he… — Eric Massa Copy Share Image
In your 50s, time becomes precious and must not be wasted. Every minute is an excellent opportunity for a good nap. Happy… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Nature gives you the face you have at twenty, but its up to you to merit the face you have at fifty. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I celebrated [my 50th birthday] by throwing a big bowl on the pottery wheel, then going for a water ski at the… — Marcia Gay Harden Copy Share Image
And currently, there are four to five new works in the pipeline for upcoming celebrations such as the Sydney 2000 Olympics, Australian… — Graeme Murphy Copy Share Image
At 50, if you are on a diet on your birthday, you can't eat a piece of your birthday cake. So grab… — Abraham Lincoln Copy Share Image
How to celebrate the 50th birthday: Go on your knees and thank God (Jesus Christ) for the life of T.B. Joshua. Pray… — T. B. Joshua Copy Share Image
I lived for 15 years in Los Angeles, and I still can't believe that the handsomest man in the world, Cary Grant,… — Tony Bennett Copy Share Image
50 years: here's a time when you have to separate yourself from what other people expect of you, and do what you… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
Everyone over 50 should be issued every week with a wet fish in a plastic bag by the Post Office so that,… — Richard Griffiths Copy Share Image
Of late I appear To have reached that stage When people who look old Who are only my age. — Richard Armour Copy Share Image
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. — Joey Adams Copy Share Image
Many massacres have happened when people yell "surprise"! Pearl Harbor. The Tet Offensive. My uncle's 50th birthday party. I was there, man!… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
My faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
At 50 you now have realized ?Getting old isn't fair? And that it's hard to make a comeback ?When you haven't gone anywhere — John Walter Bratton Copy Share Image
For my 50th birthday, I got ahold of a new print of 'Saturday Night Fever.' I see it much more as a… — Gene Siskel Copy Share Image
For my 50th birthday I just want to make it all make sense [being exactly half introvert], and then a couple of… — Dar Williams Copy Share Image
As it's your 50th birthday The very best of cheers to you Truthfully, I'm just being selfish Coz now I am so… — John Walter Bratton Copy Share Image
You must become an old man in good time if you wish to be an old man long. [Lat., Mature fieri senem,… — Marcus Tullius Cicero Copy Share Image
Remember how excited you are when you turn 5 years old. You should be 10 times that excited. Happy 50th birthday! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One starts to get young at the age of sixty and then it is too late. — Pablo Picasso Copy Share Image