50 year old birthday Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Im not 50 Im 49.95 plus tax.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare 50 year old birthday 50th birthday Funny
I'm going to be 50 in 2018 and I figure that I should try to get as much in before then. After 50, you… — Mel Giedroyc Copy Share Image
Please don't look at me as if you had a source of income other than your salary. — Joseph L. Mankiewicz Copy Share Image
I just turned 50. 50's like the new 49 and nothing better, let me tell you. — Kellyanne Conway Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nature gives you the face you have at twenty, but its up to you to merit the face you have at fifty. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Congratulations on turning 50. You're half way to becoming a centenarian. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Be careful that you don't lose your false teeth when you go to blow out all 50 candles. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In your 50's, time becomes precious and must not be wasted, every minute is an excellent opportunity for a good nap. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Remember how excited you are when you turn 5 years old. You should be 10 times that excited. Happy 50th birthday! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're not 50, you're 25 x 2! You've got twice the experience you had at 25 but with the same feeling. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
