50 year old birthday Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Middle age: Later than you think, and sooner than you expected.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare 50 year old birthday 50th birthday Funny Middle age
Middle age is when anything new in the way you feel is most likely a symptom. — Laurence J. Peter Copy Share Image
Middle age is when you're old enough to know better but still young enough to do it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Middle age is when you find out where the action is so you can go someplace else. — Patricia Penton Leimbach Copy Share Image
Middle age is when you say, 'I did that twenty years ago' and twenty years doesn't cover it. — L Vincent Majestic Copy Share Image
Middle age is when you're faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home by nine o'clock. — Ronald Reagan Copy Share Image
One of the many things nobody ever tells you about middle age is that it's such a nice change from being young. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Middle age is Janus-faced. As we look back on our accomplishments and our failures to achieve the things we wanted, we look ahead to… — Stanley H Cath Copy Share Image
Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.Middle Age — E Joseph Cossman Copy Share Image
Middle age is the time of life that a man first notices in his wife. — Richard Armour Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nature gives you the face you have at twenty, but its up to you to merit the face you have at fifty. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Congratulations on turning 50. You're half way to becoming a centenarian. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Be careful that you don't lose your false teeth when you go to blow out all 50 candles. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In your 50's, time becomes precious and must not be wasted, every minute is an excellent opportunity for a good nap. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Remember how excited you are when you turn 5 years old. You should be 10 times that excited. Happy 50th birthday! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're not 50, you're 25 x 2! You've got twice the experience you had at 25 but with the same feeling. — Anonymous Copy Share Image