Age Quote by Ronald Reagan

Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one thatll get you home earlier.

— Dan Bennett

Middle age is when you find out where the action is so you can go someplace else.

— Patricia Penton Leimbach

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

— Bob Hope

Middle age is when you're old enough to know better but still young enough to do it.

— Anonymous

Middle age is when anything new in the way you feel is most likely a symptom.

— Laurence J. Peter

Middle age: Later than you think, and sooner than you expected.

— Anonymous

Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.Middle Age

— E Joseph Cossman

Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.

— E. Joseph Cossman

Middle age is the time of life that a man first notices in his wife.

— Richard Armour

Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.

— Ogden Nash

Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.

— Ogden Nash

Middle age is when you say, 'I did that twenty years ago' and twenty years doesn't cover it.

— L Vincent Majestic