Two Quotes

We have two kids, my wife and myself.

— Thelonious Monk

I have two daughters.

— Tony Shalhoub

I have two belly buttons.

— Phillip Phillips

Four legs gooood, two legs baaad!

— George Orwell

I am such a goody-two-shoes.

— Hunter Parrish

Two half truths do not make a truth.

— Arthur Koestler

Two in distressmake sorrow less.

— Samuel Beckett

Never use two words when one will do.

— Thomas Jefferson

A layup or two early will help your confidence.

— Christian Laettner

The most important point is to accept yourself and stand on your two feet.

— Shunryu Suzuki

The egotism of woman is always for two.

— Madame de Stael

If you devote your life to seeking revenge, first dig two graves.

— Confucius

Hector Elizondo and Adam Arkin were two guys I liked a lot.

— Jamey Sheridan

Whenever you're doing two things at once, you're compromising them both.

— Genndy Tartakovsky

I have two rules for a great book: make me think and make me smile.

— Adam Grant

There are two laws discreteNot reconciled,Law for man, and law for thing.

— Ralph Waldo Emerson

How can they beat me? I've been struck by lightning, had two back operations, and been divorced twice.

— Lee Trevino

It's about women. It's about power and it's about women and you just hate those two words in the same sentence, don't…

— Joss Whedon

When I'm in meetings until 5am and then have to get up two hours later for filming, sometimes I ask myself 'why?'

— Jackie Chan

You may work under incredible pressure over two hours in a day, but you're often around that studio 14 to 16 hours…

— Bill Irwin

I might win a championship. I might win two or three. I might not. The journey to get there is, for me,…

— Rudy Gobert

The government's the one thing that's not supposed to grow. The U.S. economy is supposed to grow. The two things can't really…

— Rush Limbaugh

Death is like thunder in two particulars; we are alarmed, at the sound of it; and it is formidable only from that…

— Charles Caleb Colton

Mumbai and Gujarat are the two places that can be termed as the capital of theatre.

— Paresh Rawal

Access to books and the encouragement of the habit of reading: these two things are the first and most necessary steps in…

— Michael Morpurgo

A close, daily intimacy between two people has to be paid for: it requires a great deal of experience of life, logic,…

— Ivan Goncharov

There's songs that could either be taken as a conversation between two people, like "The Privateers," or "Why," from a much earlier…

— Andrew Bird

[ John F.Kennedy's friend] Chuck Spalding at the wedding said Jack was two guys: the groom and somebody else observing from a…

— Chris Matthews

By diminishing the value of silence, publicity has also diminished that of language. The two are inseparable: knowing how to speak has…

— Octavio Paz

With Ice Cube they ain't no telling. He might have one cocked and loaded, ready to bust. We might do The Sunday,…

— Mike Epps

We dropped two bombs on Nagasaki and Hiroshima, and the name of the plane that delivered the weapons was the Enola Gay.…

— Carlos Mencia

I did things like get in a cupboard before the teacher came in at the beginning of a lesson, and then, two…

— Miranda Hart

I use two million Twitter followers as a tool. The reason I have Twitter is so people can get to know me…

— Rainn Wilson

Even after rowing in all these pieces, it's often hard to determine who will be selected because the decisive factor in seat…

— Chris Ahrens

There are two threats to reason, the opinion that one knows the truth about the most important things and the opinion that…

— Allan Bloom

While Barack Obama was making his latest pitch for a brand new, even more unsustainable entitlement at the health care 'summit,' thousands…

— Mark Steyn

Actually solving the puzzles in the book isn't going to improve anyone's writing, but "trying to solve the puzzle" is one way…

— Peter Turchi

It's hard to anticipate. I can tell you what I'm feeling right now is that I'm busier than I expected these last…

— Barack Obama

In that memorable year, 1822: Oersted, a Danish physicist, held in his hands a piece of copper wire, joined by its extremities…

— Louis Pasteur

Years ago, when I was (at Stanford), you had maybe one or two teams -- at one time I was part of…

— Tyrone Willingham