Before Quote by Miranda Hart

On the first day of school, I tell all my students to rip up their textbooks, and then I leave before their real teacher…

— Victoria Beryl Zelinski

When you get to class late and your teacher still isn't there.

— Anonymous

“There’s truth in only having a bicycle seat. I used to skip class and just hold it out in the hallway. When teachers would…

— Jarod Kintz

On my first day teaching my own classroom, I threw up before I entered the building.

— Tim Gunn

We all have that one teacher who's like: 'Don't pack up yet. There's still 11 seconds of class left...'

— Anonymous

Teacher: 'Why are you late?' Me: 'Why does it matter. You still get paid, right?'

— Anonymous

I was the kid who'd get up in class and tell the teacher, 'But we were supposed to have a test today! I studied…

— Russi Taylor

Teacher : whoever answers my next question, can go home. One boy throws his bag out the window Teacher : who just threw that?!…

— Anonymous

That moment when your teacher forgets you have homework, but then that one kid says, 'We have homework.'

— Anonymous

“What I Found in My Desk A ripe peach with an ugly bruise, a pair of stinky tennis shoes, a day-old ham-and-cheese on rye,…

— Bruce Lansky

I remember, in my senior year, one of my teachers taking me aside and saying: 'You look really tired.' This was when I was…

— Cecily von Ziegesar

First day of school WALKS INTO CLASS ROOM. SEES WHO'S IN IT. STOPS AT THE DOOR. AND YOU'RE THINKING: YOU'VE GOT TO BE F*CKING…

— Anonymous