I suppose you want me to say I'm at parties all the time and am secretly going out with Tom Cruise, but… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
I think, for a shy person - and I was very shy until my mid-20s - having been to an all-girls' school… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
People come up to me and say, 'Can I just thank you for writing my life?' And I reply, 'I'm glad someone… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
I am pleased to say that I am not a tortured comedian - I laugh a lot. My twenties weren't particularly happy,… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
I think babies are a bit boring, actually. They're OK when they're older; they make you laugh. I think we all think… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
As a woman, it seems you can't just be a comedian; you're always classed as something else, too, whether that's 'beautiful,' 'pint-sized,'… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
If I had had plastic surgery, I would have asked for something better than the face you are seeing! I actually really… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
Things don't have to come to you in your youth. It's fine for them to come to you when you get older.… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
I'm not a stereotypically beautiful woman, and I'm so happy that I'm not. I've seen those ladies - the need to be… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
If you're naturally a certain size, I think it suits you and you can see that. There's no point in trying to… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
I think there are different kinds of comedians, and I prefer the clowns who are going: 'I'm an idiot, aren't we all… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
When my sitcom 'Miranda' first became successful, I was so in the thick of working and I was so stressed that I… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
It's a vicious circle. If you feel hideous, you convey it to people. A couple of male friends from university have said,… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
I'm quite a confident person in many ways, but there's only so much you can hear about being compared to Hattie Jacques.… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
You want comedic themes to be recogniseable life truths that we all battle with, and with that comes the healing properties of… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
People are obviously going to mention what I look like, but it's a shame it has to be a key part. I can't just… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
I have always thought of comedy as an important job and medium, and so I put pressure on myself to do the best I… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
I did things like get in a cupboard before the teacher came in at the beginning of a lesson, and then, two minutes before… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
“I was deeply moved by this, moved by how tremendous it felt to be so simply trusted, and I found myself thinking about the… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
“I knew i would step back into having a faith at the centre of my life. I couldn't be bothered to question any more.… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
There are some professions that culturally and sociologically take a long time to change, and because of that, there's still sexism in comedy audiences.… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
We all have our worries about our bodies and our looks. We just need to make the best of our lovely, wonky selves. The… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
I do love to cry. I'll cry at the drop of a hat. I'll cry at your basic television programme, let alone a weepie.… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
“Time for an exercise, which I shall call 'Say It Out Loud With Miranda'. Please take a moment to sit back, breathe and intone:… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
“A PICNIC IS NOT AN ADVENTURE! Excuse me, but at thirty-eight and over six foot, trying to sit cross-legged on the ground to eat… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
“The only acceptable hobby, throughout all stages of life, is cookery. As a child: adorable baked items. Twenties: much appreciated spag bol and fry-ups.… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
My whole family is obsessed by brandy butter. And bread sauce. Then, of course, there will be a lot of wind in the afternoon!… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
