I suppose you want me to say I'm at parties all the time and am secretly going out with Tom Cruise, but… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
Because I have a dog, it's easier to work at home: I sit in a horrible weird 'Mastermind'-style chair and bask in… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
Marriage was never a dream or an ambition for me. I thank my real mother for the fact that - unlike my… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
I absolutely don't write for women - far, far from it. It's so not what I want to do. Some of the… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
People come up to me and say, 'Can I just thank you for writing my life?' And I reply, 'I'm glad someone… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
I am pleased to say that as I get older, I get less and less like the sitcom 'Miranda.' She is really… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
I spent my childhood clad in 1970s hand-me-downs, primarily from male cousins, which mainly consisted of a selection of beige, brown and… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
My mum said to me once years ago, which really spurred me on, 'You're the funniest person I know'. I loved that. — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
I've always felt a bit of an outsider. It used to worry me that, in terms of TV, I did not look… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
I'd like someone tall, dark and nice. Independent and confident. Not a macho man. Perhaps a little bit girly, in a way.… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
Being tall is very good for reaching high shelves and seeing in a crowd. Sadly, it has also given me the inability… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
I do feel that there is a little confusion in people's minds between the real me and sitcom Miranda. I am pleased… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
I think there are different kinds of comedians, and I prefer the clowns who are going: 'I'm an idiot, aren't we all… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
Being tall when I was youngerl I was always a bit awkward. As a teenager, I was very, very thin, so I… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
It's a vicious circle. If you feel hideous, you convey it to people. A couple of male friends from university have said,… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
People are obviously going to mention what I look like, but it's a shame it has to be a key part. I can't just… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
I have always thought of comedy as an important job and medium, and so I put pressure on myself to do the best I… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
I did things like get in a cupboard before the teacher came in at the beginning of a lesson, and then, two minutes before… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
“I was deeply moved by this, moved by how tremendous it felt to be so simply trusted, and I found myself thinking about the… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
“I knew i would step back into having a faith at the centre of my life. I couldn't be bothered to question any more.… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
There are some professions that culturally and sociologically take a long time to change, and because of that, there's still sexism in comedy audiences.… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
We all have our worries about our bodies and our looks. We just need to make the best of our lovely, wonky selves. The… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
I do love to cry. I'll cry at the drop of a hat. I'll cry at your basic television programme, let alone a weepie.… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
“Time for an exercise, which I shall call 'Say It Out Loud With Miranda'. Please take a moment to sit back, breathe and intone:… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
“A PICNIC IS NOT AN ADVENTURE! Excuse me, but at thirty-eight and over six foot, trying to sit cross-legged on the ground to eat… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
“The only acceptable hobby, throughout all stages of life, is cookery. As a child: adorable baked items. Twenties: much appreciated spag bol and fry-ups.… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
My whole family is obsessed by brandy butter. And bread sauce. Then, of course, there will be a lot of wind in the afternoon!… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
