You can't hold me to the same standard as the president or a school teacher. I'm just a comedian. My job is… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
If I make fun of somebody at my show, believe me, it's something we can all laugh at. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I have a pretty diverse audience, and that makes me happy - laughter is universal, and I don't differentiate between people at… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I don't need no stool and mike stand. I don't need all of that to be funny. I've been funny my whole… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
On 'Saturday Night Live,' I never really wrote. You know, I would just - I would let the writers cast me into… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
They say that every Jewish person is supposed to love one black person in his life. I'm glad Lorne Michaels chose me. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I'm glad I dropped out of high school, man. I wouldn't be where I'm at. I would have had a net. I'm… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
Even when I'm sitting up in this glass castle, I still got my street soldiers telling me what's happening. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I mellowed out; my daughter mellowed me out, and I don't get mad at anyone. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I have friends who are black, white, purple, gay, straight, Martian, yellow, old, and young. I have friends who are animals and… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
Working with Bruce Willis makes my career authentic. I may not get an Oscar, but I worked with Bruce Willis. That matters… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
My father was funnier than me. My father was Richard Pryor-funny. I'm just a better businessman. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
Whenever I perform, people get me because I'm talking about things that people can identify with and relate to. I'm not just… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
When a child is born, it's born with a heart of gold, but the way of this world can turn that heart… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
Who's coming with me? I don't know where I'm going, but who's coming with me? — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
Yeah, race exists. Racism is still here, and it's doing well. Turn on the news. I don't think me and my comedy… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I have a heart. I want people to see me with their heart and not their eyes. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
The version of me you see on TV now and in my feature films is a pretty happy guy, isn't he? — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I deal with my sons like young men. If they have a problem with something, they come to me. I am the… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
What you have to understand is that my thing is not glamour. I love stretch marks and C-section scars and all of… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
My father was the role model I looked up. My dad was an entertainer, too. I patterned my life after him. He wanted me… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
'Saturday Night Live' is live television. Nothing can compare to that. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
For my first gig, I got $75. I could make money being funny, so I pursued it as a career and have turned it… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
The further you go, what, I'm gonna wait til I'm 80? Naw, I'm tellin' my story now. I was just moved. I was moved… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I'm not a hateful person and don't condone any kind of violence against others, — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I'm around my kids every day. I'm regular. We're a regular family. My wife cooks, she washes clothes, I read books, I pump my… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
You can't hold me to the same standard as the president or a school teacher. I'm just a comedian. My job is like Archie… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I was never a big comic book fan. I was always more into the baseball cards. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
If I gamble, I'll play roulette. My wife and I will play roulette, and that's about it. I'm not a heavy gambler. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I love being around people who love to do what I love to do, which is comedy. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
