Bunker Quote by Tracy Morgan

I would probably be a teacher if I weren't a comedian.

— Brad Garrett

I feel that I'm a stand-up comedian more than anything else, that's my job.

— Lee Mack

I don't want to have to be a teacher so I can be a comedian.

— Josh Gondelman

I have always been a comedian - that has always been my job and it is what I want to do for a long…

— Iain Stirling

An academic is what I would have been if I hadn't been successful as a comedian. I've never had a proper job.

— David Baddiel

If I can make a teacher's salary doing comedy, I think that's better than being a teacher.

— Dave Chappelle

From the very beginning I knew I had to be a comedian, and thus preferred being one.

— M. S. Narayana

If i wouldn't have done comedy, I would have been a teacher. I was really good when I took an exploratory teaching class in…

— Gabriel Iglesias

I started out as a stand-up comedian. And that's what I'm most comfortable doing.

— Eddie Murphy

I'm a schoolteacher. That's even worse than being an intellectual. Schoolteachers are not only comic, they're often cold and hungry in this richest land…

— Joseph L. Mankiewicz

I am a professional comedian, a published novelist, and a general wit for hire.

— Dominic Holland

People wouldn't hire me for comedies. They would say, 'Oh, he doesn't do comedy,' and now it's really all I do.

— Kevin Dillon