Comedian Quote by Brad Garrett Download Open image “I would probably be a teacher if I weren't a comedian.” — Brad Garrett ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Comedian Mentorship Teacher
If i wouldn't have done comedy, I would have been a teacher. I was really good when I took an exploratory teaching class in… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
If I can make a teacher's salary doing comedy, I think that's better than being a teacher. — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
Honestly, I never really thought I'd be a comedian. But I did take an aptitude test in seventh grade - and this is 100… — Michelle Wolf Copy Share Image
I'd love to be a comedian. I've done a lot, but always in the confines of plays. — Michael Gambon Copy Share Image
An academic is what I would have been if I hadn't been successful as a comedian. I've never had a proper job. — David Baddiel Copy Share Image
Oh yeah, I'd love to be a comedian. I've done a lot, but always in the confines of plays. — Michael Gambon Copy Share Image
I love comedy. If I could be a comedian - well, I probably would not take that job because it seems really hard, but… — Taylor Momsen Copy Share Image
I always wanted to be a comedian but never thought I'd be a musical comedian. — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
I was very, very large as a kid and never athletic, and my home life was a little upside down and I never felt… — Brad Garrett Copy Share Image
In standup, it's just you. You're your own writer, your own critic, your own director, and it's never the same. You really don't always… — Brad Garrett Copy Share Image
Standup is really the only thing in the entertainment business that you do totally alone. — Brad Garrett Copy Share Image
The night I won the Emmy, I probably cried for three hours on and off. — Brad Garrett Copy Share Image
I think we love watching people that are flawed because we're all flawed. — Brad Garrett Copy Share Image
I'm the type of guy that feels pressure when I have to order dinner. I'm just that type of guy but that's my fuel.… — Brad Garrett Copy Share Image
I think I'm better wired for television. I love variety as far as a project. I'm easily bored and the schedule of a television… — Brad Garrett Copy Share Image
I feel very, very grateful. I'm a lucky guy, you need a lot of luck, and then when the cameras roll, you have to… — Brad Garrett Copy Share Image
We don't take care of our teachers and our cops and our firemen. They should be at the top of our list. — Brad Garrett Copy Share Image
I would say most comedians have a very cynical worldview of the way the world can work. It's almost like if you didn't, you… — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
At one point when I was very young, when I was first starting out, I thought, 'Well, one day I'll be able to put… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
I like to turn up my collar when I'm leaving the theatre and feel like I'm some heroic comedian figure. — Frank Skinner Copy Share Image
The only difference between a comedian and someone else? We need to make people laugh more. — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
When a soldier of the night's watch dies they say, "And now his watch is over." That's what they say when a comedian dies.… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
My mom is two people to me. She's my mom number one, and then she's this lady most comedians know as being a legendary… — Pauly Shore Copy Share Image
I wouldn't mind gigging around the same era as Jesus, after he gives his speech about the meek and how blessed they are and… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
If someone doesn't like a comedian that's fine; a lot of people probably don't like my standup, and that's fine. But I think that… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
It's very rare that an older comedian sort of slips into an old-school clunker. You know, you don't hear too much of that anymore. — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
I was a kid, and I would watch standup comics do the 'Tonight Show,' and if Johnny Carson liked you, he'd wave you over… — Jo Koy Copy Share Image
Gary Greenberg is a thoughtful comedian and a cranky philosopher and a humble pest of a reporter, equal parts Woody Allen, Kierkegaard, and Columbo.… — Gideon Lewis-Kraus Copy Share Image
For me, comedians are like the epitome for everything great, and they terrify me. I just want to be them. I want to be… — Tatiana Maslany Copy Share Image
