Blessed Quote by Jim Jefferies

I think Jesus was a bit more of a fun guy. I'd like to play Him like maybe some days He doesn't fancy it,…

— Rhys Ifans

Maybe if I could ever be a successful comedian then I could be an example that Christians can also have fun.

— Victoria Jackson

I could fill my whole time doing interviews, speaking to crowds, and there's this natural human tendency because of our culture to think that…

— Francis Chan

I would hate to be a standup comedian for ever. It would not be good. It would be the worst.

— Rose Matafeo

Jesus must have had a sense of humor. I like to think of Him as a guy who got people to listen to Him…

— Bil Keane

What strikes me about Jesus is that he is a remarkably true person; he never changes his personality to fit in with whatever crowd…

— John Eldredge

I loved playing Jesus in Jesus Christ Superstar. I mean you can't do better than playing God!

— Hugh Panaro

I'd never go onstage in my life without fully intending to do the best show you've ever seen.

— Steven Van Zandt

I can see where influential people would like Maharishi better than Jesus. My God, if the Beatles and Mia Farrow went to Jesus, He'd…

— Kurt Vonnegut

I would never shortchange an audience. I believe in doing every single performance with as much integrity and concentration and feeling as I can…

— Nigel Hawthorne

If he'd [Jesus] been a little more concerned for his own safety and well being he may have toned things down a little bit…

— Brad Warner

I would be onstage all the time if I could.

— Scott Adsit