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“I don't think I've ever prayed in my entire life, never sat and had an imaginary chat with God.” quote by Jim Jefferies — Download Open image

“I don't think I've ever prayed in my entire life, never sat and had an imaginary chat with God.”

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If I didn't have a gig, I used to ring up all the comedy clubs across the country and go, 'If anyone drops out, I can be there.' Normally, someone would ring you up the day of. It's just perseverance, being scrappy, being a hustler. The first few years, a lot of it was under-the-table work, so that was good.…

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