I think the difference between America and Australia is very simple. It's 20 million people versus 350 million. — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
The thing about crazy people; they don't know they are crazy, that's what make them crazy. — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
People don't get angry at you for shock value. People get angry at you when you affect something that is at their… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
I like to weed out the people who aren't going to enjoy me straight off the bat. If you look at all… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
As for basic jokes about sex and even my religious stuff, I don't find any problems with that, even if I'm gigging… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
I think only things that are personal to us offend us. It's always bizarre when people who would normally laugh at an… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
In my own life, hate has consumed me at times. Or envy. When my TV show was canceled, I didn't think it… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
I feel like, at times, I've been seen as the dirty stepchild of Australian comedy. I think there's a few people out… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
Before doing stand-up, I thought acting was easy - it's not easy. It's a hard life. It's easy in its own way,… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
I don't want people to leave the show being upset. So if I am trying to do a new joke, and sometimes… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
There's a theory with comedy that you shouldn't do anything that's too topical in your specials because people won't be able to… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
I always get a little bit pissed off when stand-up comedy is not recognised as being as good a craft as being… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
I do enjoy having researchers and writers around me because I am getting a lot of different influences now from the opposite… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
In the stand-up comedy top, there's room for everyone - if you're good, there's room for everyone. You'll put on your own… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
I want to make people think, and I don't want to come across like I am egotistical or that I want to… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
I don't care if people get angry about that, believing the rubbish that vaccinations cause trouble or make the child worse or… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
I don't think comedy really does change people's minds; I think you can only get someone who is almost ready to change their mind.… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
There's a fallacy with stand up comedy, which is, people come up to comedians, and they go, 'You say what I think but I'm… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
I wouldn't mind gigging around the same era as Jesus, after he gives his speech about the meek and how blessed they are and… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
I don't think that I am a Lefty in the sense that I grew up in countries that have a universal health-care system, but… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
I like to weed out the people who aren't going to enjoy me straight off the bat. If you look at all my specials,… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
I used to be of the opinion that it didn't matter who you voted for. The world balanced itself out and kept on truckin'.… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
In my own life, hate has consumed me at times. Or envy. When my TV show was canceled, I didn't think it deserved to… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
There's a theory with comedy that you shouldn't do anything that's too topical in your specials because people won't be able to watch them… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
I have an uncle I no longer talk to because of a joke I made about my grandmother, who is his mother. He's an… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
If I didn't have a gig, I used to ring up all the comedy clubs across the country and go, 'If anyone drops out,… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
I don't think I've ever prayed in my entire life, never sat and had an imaginary chat with God. — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
I definitely think the formula to making my character seem sweet is to let him act like a jerk, give him a redeeming moment,… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
![“I wouldn't mind gigging around the same era as Jesus, after he gives his speech about the meek and how blessed they are and all that type of bullshit, going up there and doing a flat 20 [minutes]. I reckon I'd have better stagecraft and presence than Jesus. Yea, I'm a better stand-up comedian than…” quote by Jim Jefferies](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/0fb/jim-jefferies-8092_blessed_i-wouldn-t-mind-gigging-around-the-same_24477.jpg)
