Comedian Quotes by Louis C. K

11 Comedian quotes by Louis C. K

Louis C.K. often turns everyday absurdities into sharp humor. In eleven short quotes he lays out his take on being a comedian, offering a quick, honest glimpse into his comedic lens.

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I'm not a political comedian. That's just not what I do.

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I love comedians. They're my community.

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When a person tells you that you hurt them, you don't get to decide that you didn't.

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Comedians and Feminists are natural enemies. Because stereotypically speaking, feminists can't take a joke and comedians can't take criticism.

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I do love standup. I love comedians. They're my community. Also, because I know so many of them, I know the value…

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You don't look down at your feet. A lot of comedians want to look down at their feet, but you break contact…

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Feeling unsure and lost is part of your path. Don't avoid it. See what those feelings are showing you and use it.

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What happens after you die? Lot's of things happen after you die - they just don't involve you

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Comedians work great as actors because they're good under pressure. With a lot of actors, you have to make them feel like…

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It’s been a very old thing for people to gather together and laugh at stuff. The first comedian in America really was…

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A lot of stand-up specials for cable are meant to glorify the comedian. They put you in a really beautiful theater, and…

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Technically, I've learned that having good legs and wind is good for being on stage. You have to be in shape and have endurance.

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“You need to develop the ability to just be yourself and not be doing something, that's what the phones are taking away. The ability…

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I know what it's like to have a bunch of material that's working that you don't care about. You want to die.

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I just love learning. I think learning is how you live. The verb of my life is learning.

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There's been a lot of simple vilification of right-wing people. It's really easy to say, 'Well, you're Christian, you're anti-this and that, and I…

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“A woman saying yes to a date with a man is literally insane and ill-advised, and the whole species' existence counts on them doing…

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When your kid is being selfish or greedy and you want to help them not be that way, you have to find a way…

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You have to be really tenacious. You have to keep at it. There are many roads to get there. If you can get yourself…

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When I take my kids out for dinner or lunch, people smile at us.

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I'd love to have a shitty job. I couldn't hold any down. Standup was the only thing I could stick with. I'm an idiot…

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There's no way you ask Sean Penn a question and then, you're gonna be HUGE !

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If you had a jetpack you'd be like I have the shittiest jetpack. Who's your service provider on your jetpack? Did they make the…

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I spend enough time onscreen looking hangdog and depressed.

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