Kind Quotes by Louis C. K

12 Kind quotes by Louis C. K

Louis C.K. turns the lens on kindness with twelve concise observations, balancing his trademark sarcasm with moments of genuine reflection.

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I've started to kind of hate people, and it's not because I have anything against them. It's just, I enjoy it. It's…

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There's two kinds of press that you get when you put out a TV show: The reviews, and the people that just…

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Self-love is a good thing but self-awareness is more important. You need to once in a while go ‘Uh, I’m kind of…

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It's kind of awkward to eat alone in a restaurant because everybody's looking at me.

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I thought about going to NYU film school - that was this ideal to me. But I didn't make any kind of…

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I think one reason TV has always done well is because there is something comforting where you kind of know what you're…

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You ever go to shop for tuna, and it says "dolphin safe", and you look at it and kind of go, "Yeah,…

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When two kids are being completely berserk, and they're naked and throwing food around, sometimes I just let it go because I…

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My kids and I figured out that there’s a third kind of person, and I don’t know what you call them, but…

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[about being a father] I don't really remember what it was like before. Whatever I had going on, it was bullshit. It…

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I didn't make any kind of grades in high school. My mother was a single mom, putting my three sisters through college,…

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I've had two great years, probably five good years. So I had 20 years of just kind of uncertainty and suffering and…

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I know what it's like to have a bunch of material that's working that you don't care about. You want to die.

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I just love learning. I think learning is how you live. The verb of my life is learning.

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There's been a lot of simple vilification of right-wing people. It's really easy to say, 'Well, you're Christian, you're anti-this and that, and I…

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“A woman saying yes to a date with a man is literally insane and ill-advised, and the whole species' existence counts on them doing…

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When your kid is being selfish or greedy and you want to help them not be that way, you have to find a way…

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You have to be really tenacious. You have to keep at it. There are many roads to get there. If you can get yourself…

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When I take my kids out for dinner or lunch, people smile at us.

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I'd love to have a shitty job. I couldn't hold any down. Standup was the only thing I could stick with. I'm an idiot…

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There's no way you ask Sean Penn a question and then, you're gonna be HUGE !

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If you had a jetpack you'd be like I have the shittiest jetpack. Who's your service provider on your jetpack? Did they make the…

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I spend enough time onscreen looking hangdog and depressed.

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