When your kid is being selfish or greedy and you want to help them not be that way, you have to find… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
Spend time with your kids and have your own ideas about what they need. It won't take away your manhood; it will… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
I did a show in New Jersey in the auditorium of a technical high school ... Technical high school, that's where dreams… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
My kids are really easy. I often worry that they're too easy to deal with. They're really nice people. — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
When I was a kid there was a show called 'Holmes & Yo-Yo' about a robot cop. I LOVED that show and… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
When my kids were younger, I used to avoid them. I used to sit on the toilet 'til my legs fell asleep.… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
My kids and I figured out that there’s a third kind of person, and I don’t know what you call them, but… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
Television for a child creates such a high bar of stimulus that nothing else competes. A beautiful day is absolute crap to… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
I get mad like anybody else does, but being able to laugh about getting mad is very healthy, and my kids know… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
One time I was at a swimming pool with my kids, a public pool. I had my daughter, my six year old,… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
My 13-year-old daughter leaves the house at 7:15 every morning and takes a smelly city bus to school way uptown. It's like… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
I don't like waking up. I feel like staying in bed usually, but I can't because I've got two kids standing next… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
Very few American parents give a crap about how they raise their kids. They put minimal effort into it. Who told you… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
If I do something for my kids, I get a medal, because most fathers don't. — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
The part that's difficult is being single, at 41, after 10 years of marriage and two kids. That's like having a bunch… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
It's hard having kids because it's boring... It's just being with them on the floor while they be children. They read Clifford… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
I found out that I'm a pretty bad father. I make a lot of mistakes and I don't know what I'm doing.… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
What we've done with our modern food supply is absolute insanity. It's not even real any more. You used to be able… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
You can't answer a kid's question. A kid never accepts any answer. A kid never says, 'Oh, thanks. I get it.'... They… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
You know when you see a mother someplace just melting down on her kid? She's like, 'Shut up, I hate you, you're… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
[about being a father] I don't really remember what it was like before. Whatever I had going on, it was bullshit. It… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
Technically, I've learned that having good legs and wind is good for being on stage. You have to be in shape and have endurance. — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
I think I'm past any window where I'm suddenly going to become surprisingly ripped so that people go, 'Oh, my God, what happened to… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
I can feel how an audience is reacting when I'm on a stage, but when you are on stage, your perception is distorted. That's… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
“You need to develop the ability to just be yourself and not be doing something, that's what the phones are taking away. The ability… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
I know what it's like to have a bunch of material that's working that you don't care about. You want to die. — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
I just love learning. I think learning is how you live. The verb of my life is learning. — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
There's been a lot of simple vilification of right-wing people. It's really easy to say, 'Well, you're Christian, you're anti-this and that, and I… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
“A woman saying yes to a date with a man is literally insane and ill-advised, and the whole species' existence counts on them doing… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
When your kid is being selfish or greedy and you want to help them not be that way, you have to find a way… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
You have to be really tenacious. You have to keep at it. There are many roads to get there. If you can get yourself… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
I'd love to have a shitty job. I couldn't hold any down. Standup was the only thing I could stick with. I'm an idiot… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
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