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13 I can quotes by Louis C. K

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If you’re after a quick boost of confidence, these thirteen short statements from Louis C. K hit the mark. Each line zeroes in on the power of personal agency, offering a straightforward reminder that you’re capable of moving forward. It’s a compact set that can be scanned in a minute and still leave a lingering sense of empowerment.

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I don't like waking up. I feel like staying in bed usually, but I can't because I've got two kids standing next…

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If I'm not on tour, I can run down to the comedy club and do a little stand-up. If you're an actor,…

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When I see two guys kissing, I'm like, how come I can't kiss one of those guys? They look like they're having…

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I have Twitter so I can tell people what I want them to buy and they give me money.

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I don't care about the weight. You know, I'm lucky; I'm one of those people - I can eat donuts, whatever, and…

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Whenever I've encountered a Christian saying, 'Why don't you stop talking like that so I can hear you?' I think, 'Well you're…

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I can't just sit on my daughter's bed and just say 'n---' all night and then put her to sleep. I just…

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When two kids are being completely berserk, and they're naked and throwing food around, sometimes I just let it go because I…

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I had five dollars in the bank that I couldn't have for three days until they charged me another 15. Leaving me…

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I can feel how an audience is reacting when I'm on a stage, but when you are on stage, your perception is…

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[about being a father] I don't really remember what it was like before. Whatever I had going on, it was bullshit. It…

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I love being divorced. Every year has been better than the last. By the way, I'm not saying don't get married. If…

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My 13-year-old daughter leaves the house at 7:15 every morning and takes a smelly city bus to school way uptown. It's like…

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I think I'm past any window where I'm suddenly going to become surprisingly ripped so that people go, 'Oh, my God, what happened to…

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“You need to develop the ability to just be yourself and not be doing something, that's what the phones are taking away. The ability…

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I know what it's like to have a bunch of material that's working that you don't care about. You want to die.

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I just love learning. I think learning is how you live. The verb of my life is learning.

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There's been a lot of simple vilification of right-wing people. It's really easy to say, 'Well, you're Christian, you're anti-this and that, and I…

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“A woman saying yes to a date with a man is literally insane and ill-advised, and the whole species' existence counts on them doing…

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When your kid is being selfish or greedy and you want to help them not be that way, you have to find a way…

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You have to be really tenacious. You have to keep at it. There are many roads to get there. If you can get yourself…

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When I take my kids out for dinner or lunch, people smile at us.

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I'd love to have a shitty job. I couldn't hold any down. Standup was the only thing I could stick with. I'm an idiot…

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