Wells Quotes by Louis C. K

13 Wells quotes by Louis C. K

Louis C. K’s reflections on wells come across in this compact bundle, giving you a clear sense of his voice on the subject. It’s a handy starter for anyone wanting a taste of his perspective.

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When I got divorced, I thought 'Well, there goes my act.'

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I've always benefited from knowing machines well, because it's freedom, it gives you freedom, I always knew that.

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When people are getting richer and richer but they're not actually producing anything, it can't end well.

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Whenever I've encountered a Christian saying, 'Why don't you stop talking like that so I can hear you?' I think, 'Well you're…

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I think one reason TV has always done well is because there is something comforting where you kind of know what you're…

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Well, when I was younger, I lied all the time, because once you understand the power of lying, it's really like magic…

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Well, I think “likability” is an overused word. I don’t watch people 'cause I like them; I watch them because they’re compelling.…

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My last name is Szekely. Sounds like Saykay. When I was a little kid I had an instructor in camp who called…

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Comedians work great as actors because they're good under pressure. With a lot of actors, you have to make them feel like…

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There's been a lot of simple vilification of right-wing people. It's really easy to say, 'Well, you're Christian, you're anti-this and that,…

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I just don't trust any of it. Every time I read something about how there's been another ridiculous climb of the Dow…

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I was talking to my friend and he said his girlfriend was mad at him. I said, "What happened?" He goes: "Well,…

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I was driving in Manhattan. There's traffic, nobody's moving... The guy behind me is honking just at me. He kept yelling at…

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I know what it's like to have a bunch of material that's working that you don't care about. You want to die.

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I just love learning. I think learning is how you live. The verb of my life is learning.

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“A woman saying yes to a date with a man is literally insane and ill-advised, and the whole species' existence counts on them doing…

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When your kid is being selfish or greedy and you want to help them not be that way, you have to find a way…

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You have to be really tenacious. You have to keep at it. There are many roads to get there. If you can get yourself…

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When I take my kids out for dinner or lunch, people smile at us.

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I'd love to have a shitty job. I couldn't hold any down. Standup was the only thing I could stick with. I'm an idiot…

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