Want Quotes by Louis C. K

14 Want quotes by Louis C. K

Louis C. K strips away pretension, offering 14 brutally honest reflections on what we want. His humor lands in the uncomfortable zones, making the collection both relatable and thought‑provoking.

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When your kid is being selfish or greedy and you want to help them not be that way, you have to find…

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I know what it's like to have a bunch of material that's working that you don't care about. You want to die.

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You don't look down at your feet. A lot of comedians want to look down at their feet, but you break contact…

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A household name is like ketchup. Everybody wants ketchup. Ketchup doesn't hurt anybody.

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I've had soccer moms come up and tell me they can relate when I say that I want to throw my baby…

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I finally have the body I want. It’s easy, actually, you just have to want a really shitty body.

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I have Twitter so I can tell people what I want them to buy and they give me money.

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I look around, pretty much 100% of the people driving are texting. And they're killing, everybody's murdering each other with their cars.…

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You could drive a rental car until you don't want it. Just get out of it while it's moving and just walk…

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When my kids were younger, I used to avoid them. I used to sit on the toilet 'til my legs fell asleep.…

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You ever go to shop for tuna, and it says "dolphin safe", and you look at it and kind of go, "Yeah,…

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Dating is horrible, it's awful. I don't get it. It's like you're standing there: 'Hi. Do you want to have sex and…

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Sometimes I just want to tell a story regardless of whether it fits what the show is saying. I’ve been in a…

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I did a show in New Jersey in the auditorium of a technical high school ... Technical high school, that's where dreams…

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“You need to develop the ability to just be yourself and not be doing something, that's what the phones are taking away. The ability…

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I know what it's like to have a bunch of material that's working that you don't care about. You want to die.

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I just love learning. I think learning is how you live. The verb of my life is learning.

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There's been a lot of simple vilification of right-wing people. It's really easy to say, 'Well, you're Christian, you're anti-this and that, and I…

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“A woman saying yes to a date with a man is literally insane and ill-advised, and the whole species' existence counts on them doing…

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When your kid is being selfish or greedy and you want to help them not be that way, you have to find a way…

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You have to be really tenacious. You have to keep at it. There are many roads to get there. If you can get yourself…

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When I take my kids out for dinner or lunch, people smile at us.

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I'd love to have a shitty job. I couldn't hold any down. Standup was the only thing I could stick with. I'm an idiot…

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There's no way you ask Sean Penn a question and then, you're gonna be HUGE !

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If you had a jetpack you'd be like I have the shittiest jetpack. Who's your service provider on your jetpack? Did they make the…

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I spend enough time onscreen looking hangdog and depressed.

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