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Guy Quotes by Louis C. K

12 Guy quotes by Louis C. K

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If you’re curious about how Louis C. K frames the idea of a 'Guy', this short list gives you a clear snapshot. Though modest in size, the twelve entries capture his tone and the angles he favors, offering a quick yet solid sense of his perspective on the subject.

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If you're a woman and a guy's ever said anything romantic to you, he just left off the second part that would…

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When I see two guys kissing, I'm like, how come I can't kiss one of those guys? They look like they're having…

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If I owned a network, I would never let a guy just put people on without telling me who they are.

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A lot of stand-up specials for cable are meant to glorify the comedian. They put you in a really beautiful theater, and…

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The Jackass movies are honestly some of the best movies I've ever seen. I laugh so hard at them. Those guys are…

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Bill Gates has 90 billion dollars ... If I had 90 billion dollars, I wouldn't have it for long because I would…

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I'm close to my audience. I think I have more tools in my box than other guys who might try it. Also,…

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Every year white people add 100 years to how long ago slavery was. I've heard educated white people say, 'slavery was 400…

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How do women still go out guys, when you consider that there is no greater threat to women than men? We're the…

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How do women still go out with guys, when you consider the fact that there is no greater threat to women than…

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I was talking to my friend and he said his girlfriend was mad at him. I said, "What happened?" He goes: "Well,…

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I was driving in Manhattan. There's traffic, nobody's moving... The guy behind me is honking just at me. He kept yelling at…

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Technically, I've learned that having good legs and wind is good for being on stage. You have to be in shape and have endurance.

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I think I'm past any window where I'm suddenly going to become surprisingly ripped so that people go, 'Oh, my God, what happened to…

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I can feel how an audience is reacting when I'm on a stage, but when you are on stage, your perception is distorted. That's…

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“You need to develop the ability to just be yourself and not be doing something, that's what the phones are taking away. The ability…

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I know what it's like to have a bunch of material that's working that you don't care about. You want to die.

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I just love learning. I think learning is how you live. The verb of my life is learning.

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There's been a lot of simple vilification of right-wing people. It's really easy to say, 'Well, you're Christian, you're anti-this and that, and I…

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“A woman saying yes to a date with a man is literally insane and ill-advised, and the whole species' existence counts on them doing…

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When your kid is being selfish or greedy and you want to help them not be that way, you have to find a way…

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You have to be really tenacious. You have to keep at it. There are many roads to get there. If you can get yourself…

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When I take my kids out for dinner or lunch, people smile at us.

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I'd love to have a shitty job. I couldn't hold any down. Standup was the only thing I could stick with. I'm an idiot…

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There's no way you ask Sean Penn a question and then, you're gonna be HUGE !

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If you had a jetpack you'd be like I have the shittiest jetpack. Who's your service provider on your jetpack? Did they make the…

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I spend enough time onscreen looking hangdog and depressed.

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