I'm a pretty boring guy. Compared to Ashton Kutcher, I live a really boring existence. — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I'm pretty much a chocolate guy. I'm up for any type of chocolate. Any chocolate. — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I don't want a president like me! I suck, okay. I want an elitist, smart guy. — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
He [ Campbell Scott ] is also a really funny guy which not a lot of people know. — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I basically - I don't like tattoos, unless you're a firefighter who has a tattoo that has to do with that or… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
My dad was very much a John Wayne kind of guy, but he was also a great guy, great sense of humor,… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
When I go to Batman movies, I always think, 'Man, I would like to be a bad guy in a Batman movie.'… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
It became sort of a snowball effect, with guys trying to deal in their own way with 9/11, whether it was drinking… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
In addition to my cousin, there were 30 or 40 guys I grew up with who became firefighters as well. So, I've… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I don't really have a lot of fun playing just straight good guys. It's not my thing. It's like Tom Hanks territory. — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
White men have screwed this country up! I would like a black, female…. everything all rolled into one.I want something different. I… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
Did you ever notice they never take any fat hostages? You never see a guy coming out of Lebanon going: "I was… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
Yeah, well, if you eat red meat, it stays in your colon for fifteen years!" Good! I paid for it; I want… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I went to school with Steven Wright, who was the shyest guy I knew, and one day someone suddenly told me that… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
Most of the women placed in the fire department here in New York never passed the physical test. And a fat guy… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
There are some guys I know for a fact, like Louis C.K., who always talk about how not-great of an actor he… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
Jon Stewart is exactly the same guy he's always been, only with money. He knows that the moment he really believes he's… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
Having dealt with a lot of real firefighters, I know there are a lot of guys who, for lack of a better… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I'm the enemy. Because I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, the freedom of choice. I'm… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I certainly know guys in comedy, I know some actors, and I definitely know some musicians, who have survived to a certain… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I'm sick and tired of our generation being called the TV generation. What do you expect? We watched Lee Harvey Oswald get his brains… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
My father left Ireland because he did not want to muck horse manure for the rest of his life, and he wanted to come… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
Yeah, I love living in New York, man, and people who live in New York, we wear that fact like a badge right on… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I've always had a thing for Catwoman. Michelle Pfeiffer or Halle Berry in tight leather pants, with the boots - I'm pretty good with… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I spent a long time working in the movies to figure out that kind of acting and also how to write and produce for… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I do have to say that I think that President Obama is the greatest President in the history of all of our Presidents, and… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I don't want to see a 'Sopranos' movie. This is just me. I like to think the end is where it was on TV… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
The best comedy audiences in the country and this is tried and true, I'm not just saying it, in my opinion are Boston, Atlanta,… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
Happy Easter everyone! Jesus dies, comes back from the dead - and we get chocolate eggs. It's like turn-down service from God. — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
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