When you write about real life, there's always a chance that somebody involved is going to see it and get upset. — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
My father left Ireland because he did not want to muck horse manure for the rest of his life, and he wanted… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
George Carlin was great right up to the end of his life. But Richard Pryor was probably the best, most gifted stand-up… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
Once people start to think they've wasted parts of their life, or they're wasting their life as they speak, that means there's… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
One of the things I always believed in was my dad came to America and he was a very talented musician, but… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I certainly know guys in comedy, I know some actors, and I definitely know some musicians, who have survived to a certain… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
Most people think, "Life sucks, and then you die." I disagree. I think life sucks. Then you get cancer. Then you go… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
“Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you get… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
My biggest regret in life is that I didn't hit John Denver in the mouth while I has the chance. — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I'm a pretty boring guy. Compared to Ashton Kutcher, I live a really boring existence. — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
People saying, 'Life didn't turn out the way I wanted it to.' Welcome to the club. I wanted to be the starting… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I'm sick and tired of our generation being called the TV generation. What do you expect? We watched Lee Harvey Oswald get his brains… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
My father left Ireland because he did not want to muck horse manure for the rest of his life, and he wanted to come… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
Yeah, I love living in New York, man, and people who live in New York, we wear that fact like a badge right on… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I've always had a thing for Catwoman. Michelle Pfeiffer or Halle Berry in tight leather pants, with the boots - I'm pretty good with… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I spent a long time working in the movies to figure out that kind of acting and also how to write and produce for… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I do have to say that I think that President Obama is the greatest President in the history of all of our Presidents, and… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I don't want to see a 'Sopranos' movie. This is just me. I like to think the end is where it was on TV… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
The best comedy audiences in the country and this is tried and true, I'm not just saying it, in my opinion are Boston, Atlanta,… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
Happy Easter everyone! Jesus dies, comes back from the dead - and we get chocolate eggs. It's like turn-down service from God. — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
