Anybody who's done standup will tell you that there's nothing like it. The show starts at 8:00, the curtain goes up and… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I think daycare is great for people who have to work two jobs. My problem is with people who are dropping kids… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I was working with Peter Tolan, who was my writing partner on those two [Rescue Me and The Job], and he did… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I'm gonna get one of those tracheotomies, so I can smoke two cigarettes at the same time! I'm gonna get nine tracheotomies,… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I've only done two other TV shows [instead of Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll], one was Rescue Me and the other was a show called The… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list. — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I try and shoot as often as I can, I cross shoot. I have at least two cameras rolling at the same… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
First of all, I have to have trucks because I live most of my time on a horse farm, so I've gotta… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
Certain movies like 'Wag The Dog,' we used improv on every scene that we did. Pretty much, we would shoot from the… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I'm sick and tired of our generation being called the TV generation. What do you expect? We watched Lee Harvey Oswald get his brains… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
My father left Ireland because he did not want to muck horse manure for the rest of his life, and he wanted to come… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
Yeah, I love living in New York, man, and people who live in New York, we wear that fact like a badge right on… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I've always had a thing for Catwoman. Michelle Pfeiffer or Halle Berry in tight leather pants, with the boots - I'm pretty good with… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I spent a long time working in the movies to figure out that kind of acting and also how to write and produce for… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I do have to say that I think that President Obama is the greatest President in the history of all of our Presidents, and… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I don't want to see a 'Sopranos' movie. This is just me. I like to think the end is where it was on TV… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
The best comedy audiences in the country and this is tried and true, I'm not just saying it, in my opinion are Boston, Atlanta,… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
Happy Easter everyone! Jesus dies, comes back from the dead - and we get chocolate eggs. It's like turn-down service from God. — Denis Leary Copy Share Image