Mean Quotes by Denis Leary

9 Mean quotes by Denis Leary

Denis Leary’s nine brief lines on meanness mix biting sarcasm with quick wit, providing a fast‑paced, entertaining take.

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I like Jesus, I mean, I think he was a good guy.

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I think we're going to carry the 'Ice Age's up to 'Ice Age 15,' which means basically they'll be in the present…

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If you see me doing a new stand-up special, it probably means I've been out of work for a while.

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Once people start to think they've wasted parts of their life, or they're wasting their life as they speak, that means there's…

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The first movie I saw where it convinced me I could be an actor was 'Mean Streets,' so whenever I see Robert…

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I write what I think is funny and I write from a sense of popping a balloon or a sense of injustice,…

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My kids watch everything downloaded; they have no idea what the numbers or the names of the channels mean, except, 'FX makes…

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Technology is changing, so the viewership is getting broken up. My kids watch everything downloaded; they have no idea what the numbers…

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I think daycare is great for people who have to work two jobs. My problem is with people who are dropping kids…

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My father left Ireland because he did not want to muck horse manure for the rest of his life, and he wanted to come…

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I've eaten things that didn't complain this much.

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What I've learned is that life is too short and movies are too long.

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Yeah, I love living in New York, man, and people who live in New York, we wear that fact like a badge right on…

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I've always had a thing for Catwoman. Michelle Pfeiffer or Halle Berry in tight leather pants, with the boots - I'm pretty good with…

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I spent a long time working in the movies to figure out that kind of acting and also how to write and produce for…

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I do have to say that I think that President Obama is the greatest President in the history of all of our Presidents, and…

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I don't want to see a 'Sopranos' movie. This is just me. I like to think the end is where it was on TV…

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The best comedy audiences in the country and this is tried and true, I'm not just saying it, in my opinion are Boston, Atlanta,…

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Happy Easter everyone! Jesus dies, comes back from the dead - and we get chocolate eggs. It's like turn-down service from God.

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I believe in prescription drugs. I believe in feeling better.

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You really want to have a back-up plan, so when you don't feel like acting, or you're getting older and settling down, you can…

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You try to - you want to fly on both sides of the political fence because that's where the - where the comedy is.

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I'm not really a Spider-Man fan. I'm more of a Batman guy.

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