I did 12 years with nuns, you know. So I came out of it going, like, 'I think Jesus is all right.'… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I don't want to see a 'Sopranos' movie. This is just me. I like to think the end is where it was… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
My wife and I were poor when I started but we struggled along until things happened for me in my thirties. I… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I think it's a shame when you come across young actors and musicians who haven't had the time to learn their craft.… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I tried eating vegetarian. I felt like a wimp going into a restaurant. "What do you want to eat sir? Broccoli?" Broccoli's… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I do have to say that I think that President Obama is the greatest President in the history of all of our… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
Here's the problem with Easter. The Catholic Church needs to pick a date because it keeps moving. And I think the reason… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
Once people start to think they've wasted parts of their life, or they're wasting their life as they speak, that means there's… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
You get to a certain point, especially if you're a comedian, where people think certain things. It's like, I don't take the… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I'm praying for 'Ice Age' 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 and 10. Because I really think we can run those characters… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I obviously identify with the anti-authority figure. I've pretty much always had problems with authority, ever since I was a kid. But,… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
The thing with movies is, because you have so little time, I always feel like there are more things we could've done… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
Most people think, "Life sucks, and then you die." I disagree. I think life sucks. Then you get cancer. Then you go… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I'm the enemy. Because I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, the freedom of choice. I'm… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I think daycare is great for people who have to work two jobs. My problem is with people who are dropping kids… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
Personally, I think Jim Henson said it best when he said "Anybody got an aspirin? I think I've got a cold." — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
Science fiction was never my thing. I have no interest in it. So I don't think I could successfully pull off being… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
My nieces and my nephews think the only thing that I do is 'Ice Age.' That's fine with me because pretty soon… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I think we're going to carry the 'Ice Age's up to 'Ice Age 15,' which means basically they'll be in the present… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I just think it's difficult for them to see the forest for the trees right now, which I can't blame them for,… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I'm no prophet and I'm no genius, but I can only tell you what I seem to know. As a fan of… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
When I go to Batman movies, I always think, 'Man, I would like to be a bad guy in a Batman movie.'… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
My dad was very much a John Wayne kind of guy, but he was also a great guy, great sense of humor,… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
Elvis and I call up Cadillac dealerships all night long, suckin' down Ny Quil stingers and cheese. He says, what the hell's… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I'm sick and tired of our generation being called the TV generation. What do you expect? We watched Lee Harvey Oswald get his brains… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
My father left Ireland because he did not want to muck horse manure for the rest of his life, and he wanted to come… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
Yeah, I love living in New York, man, and people who live in New York, we wear that fact like a badge right on… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I've always had a thing for Catwoman. Michelle Pfeiffer or Halle Berry in tight leather pants, with the boots - I'm pretty good with… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I spent a long time working in the movies to figure out that kind of acting and also how to write and produce for… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I do have to say that I think that President Obama is the greatest President in the history of all of our Presidents, and… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I don't want to see a 'Sopranos' movie. This is just me. I like to think the end is where it was on TV… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
The best comedy audiences in the country and this is tried and true, I'm not just saying it, in my opinion are Boston, Atlanta,… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
Happy Easter everyone! Jesus dies, comes back from the dead - and we get chocolate eggs. It's like turn-down service from God. — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
