Years Quotes by Denis Leary

9 Years quotes by Denis Leary

Denis Leary’s reflections on years are laced with his trademark sarcasm, each short remark a witty punch. Nine quotes make for a quick, entertaining dip into his comedic perspective.

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Campbell [Scott] also directed me in a film with Hope Davis called Final. That was the first thing we did together, but…

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Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list.

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I did 12 years with nuns, you know. So I came out of it going, like, 'I think Jesus is all right.'…

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I fell asleep during 'Year One' twice. And my son, who never falls asleep during a Jack Black movie, also nodded off.…

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If you're over 52 years old and you're on Facebook, do us all a favor and log off now.

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You just can't win. Men have very recent land mines in their heads. Women have recorded conversations and photographs in their heads…

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In my experience in series TV, if you have a good crew and a great cast, it's going to be a great…

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Yeah, well, if you eat red meat, it stays in your colon for fifteen years!" Good! I paid for it; I want…

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My primary reason for bringing my son on was to have a voice on the show [Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll] that would bring a 25…

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I'm sick and tired of our generation being called the TV generation. What do you expect? We watched Lee Harvey Oswald get his brains…

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My father left Ireland because he did not want to muck horse manure for the rest of his life, and he wanted to come…

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I've eaten things that didn't complain this much.

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What I've learned is that life is too short and movies are too long.

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Yeah, I love living in New York, man, and people who live in New York, we wear that fact like a badge right on…

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I've always had a thing for Catwoman. Michelle Pfeiffer or Halle Berry in tight leather pants, with the boots - I'm pretty good with…

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I spent a long time working in the movies to figure out that kind of acting and also how to write and produce for…

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I do have to say that I think that President Obama is the greatest President in the history of all of our Presidents, and…

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I don't want to see a 'Sopranos' movie. This is just me. I like to think the end is where it was on TV…

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The best comedy audiences in the country and this is tried and true, I'm not just saying it, in my opinion are Boston, Atlanta,…

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Happy Easter everyone! Jesus dies, comes back from the dead - and we get chocolate eggs. It's like turn-down service from God.

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I believe in prescription drugs. I believe in feeling better.

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You really want to have a back-up plan, so when you don't feel like acting, or you're getting older and settling down, you can…

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You try to - you want to fly on both sides of the political fence because that's where the - where the comedy is.

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I'm not really a Spider-Man fan. I'm more of a Batman guy.

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