Yeah, I love living in New York, man, and people who live in New York, we wear that fact like a badge… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I basically - I don't like tattoos, unless you're a firefighter who has a tattoo that has to do with that or… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
You get to a certain point, especially if you're a comedian, where people think certain things. It's like, I don't take the… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I certainly know guys in comedy, I know some actors, and I definitely know some musicians, who have survived to a certain… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
It's important to have your own space. I've never trusted people who do everything together. I call them "Kool-Aid Couples," because it's… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
The biggest battle for a lot of people who come out of the theater, which is where I was trained, is that… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
People are disappointed that you aren't exactly who they thought you were, as opposed to somebody who's just walking around trying to… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
Peter Falk and Denis Leary today walked into a Starbucks and shot 27 people, without any announcement whatsoever. — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
If I'm president, there are going to be government vans that drive around and pick up people who shouldn't be wearing certain… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
There's nothing wrong with an actor that can't improvise, but if you're going to improvise, you gotta make sure you got people… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I think daycare is great for people who have to work two jobs. My problem is with people who are dropping kids… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I know gay - gay people who aren't married who are better parents than some, you know, straight people I know who… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
Most people think, "Life sucks, and then you die." I disagree. I think life sucks. Then you get cancer. Then you go… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I learned a long time ago, if you want to keep your friends in show business, don't get famous. Because as soon… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
Everybody's vying for people's attention in terms of eyeballs, earholes, and dollars. — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
He [ Campbell Scott ] is also a really funny guy which not a lot of people know. — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
Once people start to think they've wasted parts of their life, or they're wasting their life as they speak, that means there's… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
In my experience in series TV, if you have a good crew and a great cast, it's going to be a great… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
It's human nature for people to expect people to be what they see on the screen. — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
Some people expect me to be funny all the time, and I'm not necessarily funny all the time. — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
My cousin Jerry Lucey and five other firefighters died in a warehouse fire in Worcester, Mass. - my hometown - right in… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
On a movie, you have a great time, and you're really enjoying the work, and then everybody is done and goes their… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I'm one of the people that when I wake up I have to do what I do. It's not like I want… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
When I first got famous, Greg Dulli was also just starting to cook with the Afghan Whigs, and because of the MTV… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I'm sick and tired of our generation being called the TV generation. What do you expect? We watched Lee Harvey Oswald get his brains… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
My father left Ireland because he did not want to muck horse manure for the rest of his life, and he wanted to come… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
Yeah, I love living in New York, man, and people who live in New York, we wear that fact like a badge right on… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I've always had a thing for Catwoman. Michelle Pfeiffer or Halle Berry in tight leather pants, with the boots - I'm pretty good with… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I spent a long time working in the movies to figure out that kind of acting and also how to write and produce for… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I do have to say that I think that President Obama is the greatest President in the history of all of our Presidents, and… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I don't want to see a 'Sopranos' movie. This is just me. I like to think the end is where it was on TV… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
The best comedy audiences in the country and this is tried and true, I'm not just saying it, in my opinion are Boston, Atlanta,… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
Happy Easter everyone! Jesus dies, comes back from the dead - and we get chocolate eggs. It's like turn-down service from God. — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
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