Ifs Quotes by Denis Leary

10 Ifs quotes by Denis Leary

Leary’s sharp wit makes even a short list of “if” musings feel like a stand‑up set. These ten lines blend sarcasm with insight, giving a quick laugh while nudging you to consider the absurd side of possibilities.

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My wife and I were poor when I started but we struggled along until things happened for me in my thirties. I…

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If the world somehow actually ends tomorrow, let all forget about the Mayans and just agree it's the NHL's fault

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There's nothing wrong with an actor that can't improvise, but if you're going to improvise, you gotta make sure you got people…

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Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool…

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The second season is generally easier do because you know the actors better and they know the characters better and if everybody…

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You get to a certain point, especially if you're a comedian, where people think certain things. It's like, I don't take the…

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That's why I'm glad Jesus died when he did. Because if he lived to be 40, he would have ended up like…

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Dustin Hoffman said this one time, that if he hadn't made it as a film star, he would still be happy as…

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Yeah, well, if you eat red meat, it stays in your colon for fifteen years!" Good! I paid for it; I want…

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I certainly know guys in comedy, I know some actors, and I definitely know some musicians, who have survived to a certain…

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