I spent a long time working in the movies to figure out that kind of acting and also how to write and… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
You get to a certain point, especially if you're a comedian, where people think certain things. It's like, I don't take the… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
The thing with movies is, because you have so little time, I always feel like there are more things we could've done… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
Dustin Hoffman said this one time, that if he hadn't made it as a film star, he would still be happy as… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I'm gonna get one of those tracheotomies, so I can smoke two cigarettes at the same time! I'm gonna get nine tracheotomies,… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I learned a long time ago, if you want to keep your friends in show business, don't get famous. Because as soon… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I really want to do a western film. It's one of my favorite movie genres of all time. — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
There's a method aspect to Campbell Scott character and he really wants to get into his character and he wants to cast… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I try and shoot as often as I can, I cross shoot. I have at least two cameras rolling at the same… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
Some people expect me to be funny all the time, and I'm not necessarily funny all the time. — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
First of all, I have to have trucks because I live most of my time on a horse farm, so I've gotta… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
My nieces and my nephews think the only thing that I do is 'Ice Age.' That's fine with me because pretty soon… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
On a movie, you have a great time, and you're really enjoying the work, and then everybody is done and goes their… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
One of those things that I like about TV is that if you get a group of people you like, you can… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
No woman can be completely happy at any one moment in time. They're always anticipating the next thing to argue or complain… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I'm sick and tired of our generation being called the TV generation. What do you expect? We watched Lee Harvey Oswald get his brains… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
My father left Ireland because he did not want to muck horse manure for the rest of his life, and he wanted to come… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
Yeah, I love living in New York, man, and people who live in New York, we wear that fact like a badge right on… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I've always had a thing for Catwoman. Michelle Pfeiffer or Halle Berry in tight leather pants, with the boots - I'm pretty good with… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I spent a long time working in the movies to figure out that kind of acting and also how to write and produce for… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I do have to say that I think that President Obama is the greatest President in the history of all of our Presidents, and… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I don't want to see a 'Sopranos' movie. This is just me. I like to think the end is where it was on TV… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
The best comedy audiences in the country and this is tried and true, I'm not just saying it, in my opinion are Boston, Atlanta,… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
Happy Easter everyone! Jesus dies, comes back from the dead - and we get chocolate eggs. It's like turn-down service from God. — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
