Giving Quotes by Louis C. K

12 Giving quotes by Louis C. K

Louis C. K’s brief musings often cut straight to the core of human behavior. Here, twelve of his thoughts on giving reveal a pragmatic yet hopeful view of sharing.

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The only road to good shows is bad ones. Just go start having a bad time, and if you don't give up,…

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I've always benefited from knowing machines well, because it's freedom, it gives you freedom, I always knew that.

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for…

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Spend time with your kids and have your own ideas about what they need. It won't take away your manhood; it will…

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I have Twitter so I can tell people what I want them to buy and they give me money.

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The only pitch I have to movie people is the same as this one: Just give me $8 million. I'm not telling…

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What we've done with our modern food supply is absolute insanity. It's not even real any more. You used to be able…

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Human kindness has no reward. You should give to others in every way you see. expect absolutely nothing from anyone. It should…

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Very few American parents give a crap about how they raise their kids. They put minimal effort into it. Who told you…

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I was driving in Manhattan. There's traffic, nobody's moving... The guy behind me is honking just at me. He kept yelling at…

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I had five dollars in the bank that I couldn't have for three days until they charged me another 15. Leaving me…

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There's people that say “It's not fair You have all that stuff.” I wasn't born with it. It was a horrible process…

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I know what it's like to have a bunch of material that's working that you don't care about. You want to die.

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I just love learning. I think learning is how you live. The verb of my life is learning.

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There's been a lot of simple vilification of right-wing people. It's really easy to say, 'Well, you're Christian, you're anti-this and that, and I…

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“A woman saying yes to a date with a man is literally insane and ill-advised, and the whole species' existence counts on them doing…

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When your kid is being selfish or greedy and you want to help them not be that way, you have to find a way…

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You have to be really tenacious. You have to keep at it. There are many roads to get there. If you can get yourself…

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When I take my kids out for dinner or lunch, people smile at us.

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I'd love to have a shitty job. I couldn't hold any down. Standup was the only thing I could stick with. I'm an idiot…

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There's no way you ask Sean Penn a question and then, you're gonna be HUGE !

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If you had a jetpack you'd be like I have the shittiest jetpack. Who's your service provider on your jetpack? Did they make the…

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I spend enough time onscreen looking hangdog and depressed.

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