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Children Quotes by Louis C. K

15 Children quotes by Louis C. K

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Louis C. K’s take on kids is laced with his signature candidness, cutting through sentimentality to land on the absurdities and joys of raising them. This set, though brief, showcases his knack for turning everyday family moments into sharp, relatable commentary.

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I watch a lot of sports. But when I'm not working, I'm with my daughters every chance I get.

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I'm not raising the children-I'm raising the grown-ups that they're going to be.

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Last week I got a flu that I caught, 'cause my daughter coughed... into my mouth.

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I would rather be with my kids than anybody else.

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Kids are like buckets of disease that live in your house.

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A very painful part of being a parent is having really negative feelings about your children when you love them so much.

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Some people think it's demeaning to victims if you ever say anything out-loud about sexual abuse of children. I don't know if…

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The greatest thing about having a child is putting yourself second in your own life. It's a massive gift to be able…

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Television for a child creates such a high bar of stimulus that nothing else competes. A beautiful day is absolute crap to…

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One time I was at a swimming pool with my kids, a public pool. I had my daughter, my six year old,…

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It's hard having kids because it's boring... It's just being with them on the floor while they be children. They read Clifford…

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I did a show in New Jersey in the auditorium of a technical high school ... Technical high school, that's where dreams…

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I can't just sit on my daughter's bed and just say 'n---' all night and then put her to sleep. I just…

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I used to like people more, but now I have children and that changes your life in a lot of ways. Like…

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My 13-year-old daughter leaves the house at 7:15 every morning and takes a smelly city bus to school way uptown. It's like…

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Technically, I've learned that having good legs and wind is good for being on stage. You have to be in shape and have endurance.

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I think I'm past any window where I'm suddenly going to become surprisingly ripped so that people go, 'Oh, my God, what happened to…

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I can feel how an audience is reacting when I'm on a stage, but when you are on stage, your perception is distorted. That's…

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“You need to develop the ability to just be yourself and not be doing something, that's what the phones are taking away. The ability…

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I know what it's like to have a bunch of material that's working that you don't care about. You want to die.

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I just love learning. I think learning is how you live. The verb of my life is learning.

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There's been a lot of simple vilification of right-wing people. It's really easy to say, 'Well, you're Christian, you're anti-this and that, and I…

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“A woman saying yes to a date with a man is literally insane and ill-advised, and the whole species' existence counts on them doing…

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When your kid is being selfish or greedy and you want to help them not be that way, you have to find a way…

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You have to be really tenacious. You have to keep at it. There are many roads to get there. If you can get yourself…

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When I take my kids out for dinner or lunch, people smile at us.

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I'd love to have a shitty job. I couldn't hold any down. Standup was the only thing I could stick with. I'm an idiot…

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