Are you looking into Joe Biden's supposed botox shots in his forehead? — Elisabeth Hasselbeck Copy Share Image
Of course we all know Biden is the intellect of the Democratic Party. Kind of a grin with a body behind it. — Clint Eastwood Copy Share Image
That's Joe Biden right there - unbowed, unbroken and unable to stop talking. — John McCain Copy Share Image
Barack Obama and Joe Biden have been working hard to help middle-class families make it in America. — Steny Hoyer Copy Share Image
Shockingly, the Bidens donated under $1,000 to all charities combined every year for the ten years prior to 2008. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Rick Perry has made so many gaffes lately, it is hard to tell if he's running against President Obama or Joe Biden. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Obama and Biden want to raise taxes by a trillion dollars. Guess what? Yes we do. — Joe Biden Copy Share Image
First Lady Michelle Obama has posted an exercise video of her beating up a punching bag. But don't worry, Vice President Biden… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
This is [Joe] Biden's unique way. I mean, here's a guy that never makes a gaffe, right? — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Though the archbishop may rightly argue that they are objectively wrong in their positions, I don't understand how he can presume to… — John I. Jenkins Copy Share Image
I can't wait to see the debate between Ryan and Joe Biden. Biden is said to be already trying out different strategies.… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Michelle, I love you so much. The other night, I think the entire country saw just how lucky I am. Malia and… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
President Clinton and President Obama played a round of golf over the weekend. President Clinton asked Obama what his handicap was, and… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
With two years till the nomination, both [Joe] Biden and [Hillary] Clinton are positioning themselves to be the Democratic nominee. And are… — Peter Sagal Copy Share Image
Joe Biden once again denied stories that he will be replaced on the ticket in 2012. He says he will continue to… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
You can disagree with someone on issues, but you should never get personal. Joe Biden has never gotten personal, to my knowledge,… — John McCain Copy Share Image
It is no secret that I believe my son, Attorney General Beau Biden would make a great United States Senator - just… — Joe Biden Copy Share Image
I've heard [Bernie] Sanders comments, and it's really caused me to wonder who's left in the progressive wing of the Democratic Party.… — Hillary Clinton Copy Share Image
Though I am flattered that Governor Palin has chosen to cite me as a source of wisdom, what I said had nothing… — Madeleine Albright Copy Share Image
“ BIDEN : “ Look, folks ,” the president told the adoring crowd after his wife handed him the microphone, “you know,… — Jake Tapper Copy Share Image
Pennsylvania couldn't be prouder of our native son, Joe Biden from Scranton. No one knows us better than Joe. — Bob Casey, Jr Copy Share Image
The United States is sending its most powerful drone to Libya. That’s a long trip for Joe Biden. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
“I really hated the Obama/Biden Administration by the time I was done interacting with them regarding dangerous workplace safety hazards.” — Steven Magee Copy Share Image
I actually prepared Vice President Biden for his debate in the last election. I played Sarah Palin. It's a little tough debating… — Jennifer Granholm Copy Share Image
Well, Joe Biden has done it again. He showed up at the White House Passover Seder with a bunch of ham sandwiches. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
And Joe Biden, thank you for being the best Vice President I could ever hope for. — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
What do you want me to tell Romney? I can't tell him to do that. I can't tell him to do that… — Clint Eastwood Copy Share Image
Joe Biden was spotted with a bruise on his face that was apparently caused by his dog. I guess they collided when… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
I am confident that when the facts and policies have been examined, when the record of performances have been reviewed, Barack Obama… — Jimmy Carter Copy Share Image
Yesterday on CNN, Joe Biden said he hasn't made up his mind about whether he'll run for president in 2016. Which raises… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
It is galling to see such mendacious hypocrites as Kennedy and Biden at the Senate Judiciary Committee sitting in judgment on distinguished… — Conrad Black Copy Share Image
Sen. Joe Biden, on the day of announcing his candidacy for president of the United States, called Barack Obama the first mainstream… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Ever since John Kennedy, Democrats have had a weakness for dashing younger men like Bill Clinton and Barack Obama and, I suppose,… — Joe Klein Copy Share Image
Last night's vice presidential debate between Joe Biden and Sarah Palin drew much higher ratings than the presidential debate. Did you know… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Joe Biden will speak to the nation's largest gay rights group during a human rights convention on Friday. Then on Saturday, he… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
When it comes to pay raises, Congress always plays the role of Grinch. The bill extends an existing pay freeze for Vice… — Susan Davis Copy Share Image
You're going to hear a lot from President Obama and yes, from Joe Biden, you're hearing a little bit about Medicare these… — Paul Ryan Copy Share Image
There are reports that if Joe Biden runs for president, he would promise to serve for only one term - because nothing… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
![“This is [Joe] Biden's unique way. I mean, here's a guy that never makes a gaffe, right?” quote by Rush Limbaugh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/5ee/rush-limbaugh-28_biden_this-is-joe-biden-s-unique-way-i-mean-he_1525583.jpg)
![“Though the archbishop may rightly argue that they are objectively wrong in their positions, I don't understand how he can presume to know the consciences of Vice President [Joe] Biden and Senator [Tim] Kaine sufficiently to question the genuineness of their faith and condemn them personally.” quote by John I. Jenkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/44b/john-i-jenkins-29667_arguing_though-the-archbishop-may-rightly-argue_652070.jpg)
![“With two years till the nomination, both [Joe] Biden and [Hillary] Clinton are positioning themselves to be the Democratic nominee. And are they stressing their experience, their ideas, their excellent hair? No. They've been talking about their poverty.” quote by Peter Sagal](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/2d8/peter-sagal-16436_biden_with-two-years-till-the-nomination-both_507919.jpg)
![“I've heard [Bernie] Sanders comments, and it's really caused me to wonder who's left in the progressive wing of the Democratic Party. Under his definition, [Barack] Obama is not progressive because he took donations from Wall Street; [Joe] Biden is not progressive because she supported Keystone…” quote by Hillary Clinton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/559/hillary-clinton-51_barack_i-ve-heard-bernie-sanders-comments-and-i_1093867.jpg)
