A new survey found that 12 percent of parents punish their kids by banning social networking sites. The other 88 percent punish… — Jimmy Fallon Found Copy Share Image
I read that as marijuana legalization becomes more popular, it could affect the jobs of drug-sniffing dogs. Or as those dogs put… — Jimmy Fallon Dog Copy Share Image
NASA is developing space taxis to shuttle astronauts to the International Space Station. And just like New York taxis, they're all going… — Jimmy Fallon Aliens Copy Share Image
In a recent attack ad, the NRA claims that President Obama cares about his own children more than he cares about other… — Jimmy Fallon Ads Copy Share Image
After Donald Trump wrote Lindsey Graham's cellphone number on a piece of paper and showed it to everybody, Graham said he's getting… — Jimmy Fallon Campaigns Copy Share Image
Yesterday on CNN, Joe Biden said he hasn't made up his mind about whether he'll run for president in 2016. Which raises… — Jimmy Fallon Biden Copy Share Image
A clothing company is making T-shirts inspired by Bernie Sanders with messages like 'Feel the Bern.' They were gonna make them for… — Jimmy Fallon Bernie sanders Copy Share Image
Arizona just became the 15th state to approve medical marijuana. So I give it three days before they stop caring about the… — Jimmy Fallon Arizona Copy Share Image
I became a Yankees fan for a few years. But now, I gotta say, I'm really rooting for the Red Sox. — Jimmy Fallon Fans Copy Share Image
My dream was to grow up and get a job at IBM, like my dad. That seemed like a logical dream. — Jimmy Fallon Dad Copy Share Image
The federal government is starting to plan for climate change by making extended forecasts that can help people plan for extreme weather… — Jimmy Fallon Accuracy Copy Share Image
Yesterday, the Supreme Court spent over an hour listening to arguments on whether Obamacare is unconstitutional. Yeah, listening to arguments about Obamacare… — Jimmy Fallon Argument Copy Share Image
A massive power outage in Washington, D.C., today affected a number of federal buildings, including the White House. When asked when they… — Jimmy Fallon Affected Copy Share Image
There's always going to be someone out there... who doesn't believe in you or who thinks your head is too big or… — Jimmy Fallon Believe Copy Share Image
Despite Russia's move to raise interest rates this week, the value of the ruble has continued to crash. Russia's economy is so… — Jimmy Fallon Craigslist Copy Share Image
This morning my dad called me up and said, 'So, tonight's your last show, huh.' And I said, 'No, Dad, that's someone… — Jimmy Fallon Dad Copy Share Image
When I see professional clowns, mimes, or people who makes ballon animals, I think of their relatives and how disappointed they must… — Jimmy Fallon Animal Copy Share Image
The White House announced that President Obama will attend a summit in Kenya this July. When asked if he's ever been to… — Jimmy Fallon Bored Copy Share Image
Hurricane Irene...the storm was huge news. In fact, the Weather Channel reported something they haven't seen in years. Viewers. — Jimmy Fallon Facts Copy Share Image
President Obama broke a world record after he reached a million followers on Twitter in just five hours. The only guys not… — Jimmy Fallon Agents Copy Share Image
Listening is more important than talking. Just hit your mark and believe what you say. Just listen to people and react to… — Jimmy Fallon Believe Copy Share Image
Republican candidate Ben Carson told reporters he thinks American prisons might be too comfortable. As opposed to Mexican prisons that have personal… — Jimmy Fallon Ben carson Copy Share Image
Thank you... fantasy football draft, for letting me know that even in my fantasies, I am bad at sports. — Jimmy Fallon Fantasy Copy Share Image
Theres a new Facebook app that will post a final status update for you after you die. Thats ridiculous. I dont need… — Jimmy Fallon Status update Copy Share Image
