Relationships this days are harder now because conversations become texting, arguments become phone calls and feelings becomes status updates — Insane & Insomniac Copy Share Image
Relationships these days are harder now because conversations become texting, arguments become phone calls, and feelings become status updates. — Alexis Williams Copy Share Image
Theres a new Facebook app that will post a final status update for you after you die. Thats ridiculous. I dont need… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
It amazes me that we are all on Twitter and Facebook. By "we" I mean adults. We're adults, right? But emotionally we're… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
There should be a new Online Status Update for Relationships... I Don't even Know What's Going On — Anonymous Copy Share Image
According to status updates ,everyone I know is a free spirited,loving ,non materialistic,assertive and a genuine person. Could have fooled me ! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Logging into my facebook every night in order to see, who had a bad day, good day, who goes to bed happily… — Simphiwe Copy Share Image
Relationships are harder now because conversations become texting, arguments become phone calls, and feelings become status updates. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Because while we all Facebook stalk, protocol is to not admit it. I might know, from status update, that a potential best… — Rachel Bertsche Copy Share Image
There is no reason people should post the same damn thing over and over on Facebook. The same is always using same… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Some people just need to change there Status updates to ** NEEDS ATTENTION** — LEETEYA Copy Share Image
“Giving posts a second look makes them twice as good. It's good netiquette. — David Chiles Copy Share Image
Its 4th of July. You know what that means...Ten million status updates saying the exact same thing. Get ready. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Getting tired of sitting, staring at my computer screen, day after day, where everyone is two-dimensional, reduced to an avatar photo, status… — Brad Listi Copy Share Image
“My boyfriend called me a stalker. Well, he’s not actually my boyfriend …” – STATUS UPDATE” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“A #loveselfie isn't a picture or a status update. It's an attitude of embracing, accepting, and valuing yourself, exactly as you are… — Amy Leigh Mercree Copy Share Image
“You should just make stuff up like everyone else. It’s all make-believe, all those status updates about how amazing their kids and… — Dawn Goodwin Copy Share Image
“It’s hard to exaggerate how much the “like” button changed the psychology of Facebook use. What had begun as a passive way… — Adam Alter Copy Share Image
I'm uncomfortable with selfies and status updates documenting mundane pieces of my life, which I don't think should be of interest to… — Hozier Copy Share Image
I just wanna be the reader, the liker or the commenter now. No more status updates... — Sim Copy Share Image
For April Fools Day, I think Facebook should switch the status update box and the search box around. People posting updates on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I swear, if Facebook changes their layout one more time, I'm going to post a status update about it & then use… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
If Facebook really wanted to entertain us, theyd make it a requirement for people to share their mental status in addition to… — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
If I had the good voice and time, I would have wrote so many songs and became a singer, judging on my… — Simphiwe Copy Share Image
Q: Why is Facebook like a refrigerator? A: Because every few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there's… — Pinho Copy Share Image