“To a man with an internet connection, every thought and every movement sounds like a tweet or status update.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
If I had the good voice and time, I would have wrote so many songs and became a singer, judging on my… — Simphiwe Copy Share Image
Its 4th of July. You know what that means...Ten million status updates saying the exact same thing. Get ready. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy birthday to someone who wasn't welcomed into the world via tweet or status update. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There should be a new Online Status Update for Relationships... I Don't even Know What's Going On — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Sometimes I write “drink coffee” on my to-do list just to feel like I’ve accomplished something. —STATUS UPDATE” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
Let's promise we'll always stay close friends but ultimately settle for periodic glances at each other's Facebook status updates. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Cool posts and kind comments make friends. Think about others online.” — David Chiles Copy Share Image
If Facebook really wanted to entertain us, theyd make it a requirement for people to share their mental status in addition to… — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
For April Fools Day, I think Facebook should switch the status update box and the search box around. People posting updates on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everybody was facebook fighting.. STATUS UPDATES were fast as lighting.. Profile pic were a little bit frightning.. cause they're dealing with bathroom… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“She’d love to see those status updates. Got strapped to the roof of the car today for a trip to Starbucks. Would… — Jessica Park Copy Share Image
“Our thoughts, feelings and whereabouts: Food we dish up on plates called photographs and status updates; to feed Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, etc.;… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Without my razor-sharp wit, I'm nothing." "That's what you base your self-worth on?" "Yes. That and the number of 'likes' my status… — Tyler Dilts Copy Share Image
According to status updates ,everyone I know is a free spirited,loving ,non materialistic,assertive and a genuine person. Could have fooled me ! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Logging into my facebook every night in order to see, who had a bad day, good day, who goes to bed happily… — Simphiwe Copy Share Image
“Because while we all Facebook stalk, protocol is to not admit it. I might know, from status update, that a potential best… — Rachel Bertsche Copy Share Image
“Ever wonder exactly how much time you've wasted posting--and poring over--photos and status updates on Facebook? So did we. In advance of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We know everything about what you know and how you learn best because we get so much data. And education is the… — Jose Ferreira Copy Share Image
Getting tired of sitting, staring at my computer screen, day after day, where everyone is two-dimensional, reduced to an avatar photo, status… — Brad Listi Copy Share Image
Every status update you read on Facebook, every tweet or text message you get from a friend, is competing for resources in… — Daniel Levitin Copy Share Image
Q: Why is Facebook like a refrigerator? A: Because every few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there's… — Pinho Copy Share Image
It amazes me that we are all on Twitter and Facebook. By "we" I mean adults. We're adults, right? But emotionally we're… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
“You should just make stuff up like everyone else. It’s all make-believe, all those status updates about how amazing their kids and… — Dawn Goodwin Copy Share Image
“It’s hard to exaggerate how much the “like” button changed the psychology of Facebook use. What had begun as a passive way… — Adam Alter Copy Share Image
“As for human contact, I'd lost all appetite for it. Mankind has, as you may have noticed, become very inventive about devising… — Jonathan Coe Copy Share Image
“Social media has put an incredible pressure on the Facebook generation. We’ve made our lives so public to one another, and as… — Nev Schulman Copy Share Image
“Interesting facts about Facebook: · More than 400 million active users · 50% of our active users log on to Facebook in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
TYPES OF PEOPLE ON FACEBOOK: 1) The Rooster Feels that it is their job to tell Facebook Good Morning every day. 2)… — Ms Paradeez Copy Share Image
“She moves deftly and quietly through misogyny. In recent years her voice has become more pervasive, more intriguing. She has been too… — Alice B. Grist Copy Share Image
I may not have as many likes as your status update does but in realilty every one is talking about my status… — Simphiwe Copy Share Image
Some people just need to change their status updates to, 'Needs attention.' — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
“Giving posts a second look makes them twice as good. It's good netiquette. — David Chiles Copy Share Image
My greatest fear is that I will accidentally use the status update as the search bar. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I just wanna be the reader, the liker or the commenter now. No more status updates... — Sim Copy Share Image
If people could see the face I make when I read their Facebook status updates, they would probably unfriend me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“My boyfriend called me a stalker. Well, he’s not actually my boyfriend …” – STATUS UPDATE” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
Relationships are harder now because conversations become texting, arguments become phone calls, and feelings become status updates. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Now a days People are judged on Facebook profiles and whats-app status updates. — Sushan Copy Share Image
“Netiquette Positive Word of The Day: Able - having skill to do something. Intelligence is a synonym. — David Chiles Copy Share Image
