Stalker Quote by Darynda Jones Download Open image ““My boyfriend called me a stalker. Well, he’s not actually my boyfriend …” – STATUS UPDATE”” — Darynda Jones ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Boyfriend Called Boyfriend Status Called Stalker Stalker Stalker Actually Status update
“My boyfriend called me a stalker. Well, he’s not actually my boyfriend …” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“Holy shit, you’re the most accomplished stalker I’ve ever met.” “It’s not stalking if you like it.” — Aleksandr Voinov Copy Share Image
“When someone is stalking you because they think you are stalking them, it makes you wonder who really is the true stalker?” — Shannon L. Alder Copy Share Image
“Here goes. See, my boyfriend and I decided to stay together for the summer, you know, even though he had to go visit some… — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
“You can't stalk what's yours", he returned. I looked at his shirt. "Yes, I suspect that's what all the stalkers say.” — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
“Being dropped by your stalker is pretty bad. I mean he watches you week-in, week-out for almost a year, and then you have sex… — Belle Aurora Copy Share Image
“You mistake my intent on our non-existent boyfriend/girlfriend relationship." He steps closer. "We might not be using the titles, but I still claim you… — Skyla Madi Copy Share Image
“He seems friendly, but what do I know? I do call him Stalker Boy for a reason.” — Michelle Warren Copy Share Image
“…sitting on the sidewalk outside of his workplace like some creepy stalker ex-girlfriend, waiting for him to come out so I can ambush him… — Cynthia Hand Copy Share Image
He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered me incapable of coherent thought. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
I have three words for you," EMT Guy said. "Possible internal bleeding." I turned back to him. "Don't you think if I was bleeding… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
God I loved Sammy. I’d considered marrying him, but his wife got upset when I asked for his hand. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“Oh, my god, I don't know. What do you want?" "You," he said, his voice lowering an octave. "I want you, Dutch, body and… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“If ever there was a time to carry a flashlight, it would definitely be at night.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
In three hundred feet, turn right," Darth Vader said. The Darth Vader. I felt like we were friends now. Like I could tell him… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“The asshole slipped Peggy a five-spot to bring him his burger first. Never trust a man with a penis.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“I reported to work the next morning looking like something the cat dragged in, half eaten yet somehow still alive.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
To me, a groupie is a stalker. If you're a fan, then you're a fan. But I can look at a woman and become… — Tyrese Gibson Copy Share Image
Death is not a stalker, always looking for us. Death is a scorekeeper tallying up how much we love life and how much we… — Dorian "Doc" Paskowitz Copy Share Image
I really like the George Clooney of Solaris also filmed by Andrei Tarkovsky, before Steven Soderbergh: that's very obviously sci-fi, and it seems to… — Geoff Dyer Copy Share Image
“I sneaked out to his house a couple times in the middle of the night to watch over him while he slept, just in… — Cynthia Hand Copy Share Image
Followers means: Fans/Admirer/Kidnaper/Stalker/Killer ..so choose wisely if you want to end up nicely. — Migzylou Copy Share Image
“Ace, Chapter 2, Erotomaniac. That’s lust. She wants me to suckle those perky tits. I just fucking know it.” — Eve Devearoux Copy Share Image
1,2 the stalker is coming for you. 3,4 better block that whore. 5,6 she's a creeping bitch. 7,8 ain't sure if she straight. 9,10 she's stalking again. — Brii Ann Copy Share Image
“How pathetic are you? You’re actually ticked off that your stalker is no longer skulking around in the shadows. That’s just…pitiful.” — Belle Aurora Copy Share Image
“The overriding message to anyone seeking a protective injunction, especially if the stalker is an ex-intimate, is that the period immediately following the issuance… — Julian Boon Copy Share Image
“Well I have to jam but let me know if you want to talk or if, like, you want any additional info on Hsin.… — Ais Copy Share Image
“You were spying on me?" I repeated, this time my tone was stern. "Nonsense! I was making sure you were safe." He answered, fluttering… — Grace Fiorre Copy Share Image