Death comes to those who wait. And to those who don't. So either way… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
Want coffee?" I asked, as I headed that way. "It's three thirty in the morning." "Okay. Want coffee? — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
If I was going to go out tonight, I was going to go out fighting. Or screaming in agony. Either way. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
Have you slept yet?' 'Sure. I took a power nap on the way over.' 'Didn't you drive there?' 'Yeah. Other drviers kept… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
We're like the Three Musketeers, searching for truth and justice and the American way.: Glitch snorted. "More like the Three Blind Mice,… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
I'm sorry to have to tell you this way, but your mother and I are separating." When I pressed my mouth together,… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
Can I jump in your body and make out with my wife through you?” I fought a grin. “It doesn’t really work… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
Can I brush your hair?” she asked as she led the way, her disposition doing a 180 on a dime. Kids. Can’t… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
She shook her head then took off again, and I found myself struggling to keep up with her in my bunny slippers.… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
Reyes, what happened?” He‘d been busy nibbling his way to my collarbone, his hot mouth evoking seismic activity at each point of… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
You either fainted or you wanted a much closer look at the cracks in the tile. Either way, you hit hard." "Seriously?"… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
.. an emergency stash of Thin Mints. Frickin' Girl Scouts. Those things were way to addictive. They had to be laced with… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
Oh, I forgot to tell you," Cookie said. "Amber wants your dad to get a teriyaki machine so she can sing for… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
...But he was a good landlord. When my heater stopped working in mid-December, it took him only two weeks to get it… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered me incapable of coherent thought. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
I have three words for you," EMT Guy said. "Possible internal bleeding." I turned back to him. "Don't you think if I was bleeding… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
God I loved Sammy. I’d considered marrying him, but his wife got upset when I asked for his hand. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“Oh, my god, I don't know. What do you want?" "You," he said, his voice lowering an octave. "I want you, Dutch, body and… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“If ever there was a time to carry a flashlight, it would definitely be at night.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
In three hundred feet, turn right," Darth Vader said. The Darth Vader. I felt like we were friends now. Like I could tell him… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“The asshole slipped Peggy a five-spot to bring him his burger first. Never trust a man with a penis.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“I reported to work the next morning looking like something the cat dragged in, half eaten yet somehow still alive.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
