Nobody wants to look like a fool. Nine times out of ten, that reason alone keeps people from allowing themselves to believe. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
Since killing people is illegal, can I have a Taser just for shits and giggles? -Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
You totally need to watch the news." "Can't." "Why?" "It's too depressing." "Right, because hanging with dead people isn't. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
Dead people I could handle. They were usually beyond hysteria. This was the people-left behind part. The hard part. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
After a long, labored sigh, I said, “She was really happy when I got there. I’m pretty sure she was suicidal when… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
She didn't smile back. Not even a little. I totally needed to read that book on how to win friends and influence… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
I’m Charlotte Davidson: private investigator, police consultant, all -around badass. Or I could’ve been a badass, had I stuck with those lessons… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
That you honestly believe I am capable of hurting innocent people for no reason.” “You’re not?” I asked, hope softening my voice.… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
I was never really certain why he scared the bejesus out of me. Nothing scared me growing up. I’ve been playing with… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered me incapable of coherent thought. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
I have three words for you," EMT Guy said. "Possible internal bleeding." I turned back to him. "Don't you think if I was bleeding… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
God I loved Sammy. I’d considered marrying him, but his wife got upset when I asked for his hand. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“Oh, my god, I don't know. What do you want?" "You," he said, his voice lowering an octave. "I want you, Dutch, body and… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“If ever there was a time to carry a flashlight, it would definitely be at night.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
In three hundred feet, turn right," Darth Vader said. The Darth Vader. I felt like we were friends now. Like I could tell him… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“The asshole slipped Peggy a five-spot to bring him his burger first. Never trust a man with a penis.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“I reported to work the next morning looking like something the cat dragged in, half eaten yet somehow still alive.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
