Still, this whole grim reaper thing should have come with a manual. Or a diagram of some kind. A flowchart would have… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
We really should get some X-rays,” the EMT said. “You just want to fondle my extraneous body parts,” I said to the… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
Have you slept yet?' 'Sure. I took a power nap on the way over.' 'Didn't you drive there?' 'Yeah. Other drviers kept… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
But give up my business? The same business I'd built from the ground up with my own two hands and designer Louis… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
You called me at four thirty-four....I hate four thirty-four. I think four thirty-four should be banned and replaced with something more reasonable,… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
Chocolate and coffee ? Together ? Whoever came up with that combination should have won a Nobel Peace Prize. Or at least… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
Give it up? Not likely. Besides, what else would I do? I totally should have gone to Hogwart's when I had the… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
We stood there, the three of us, our jaws firmly planted on the floor. Aunt Lil recovered first. She nudged me with… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
She reached up and curled her fingers into mine. “He should take you to dinner.” To say that the mere thought horrified… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
I should’ve known the day was going to turn out bad when it started with my father trying to kill me — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
Hey, I'm going to Super Dog for a quick bite and to pass along a message from a dead guy to his… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered me incapable of coherent thought. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
I have three words for you," EMT Guy said. "Possible internal bleeding." I turned back to him. "Don't you think if I was bleeding… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
God I loved Sammy. I’d considered marrying him, but his wife got upset when I asked for his hand. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“Oh, my god, I don't know. What do you want?" "You," he said, his voice lowering an octave. "I want you, Dutch, body and… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“If ever there was a time to carry a flashlight, it would definitely be at night.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
In three hundred feet, turn right," Darth Vader said. The Darth Vader. I felt like we were friends now. Like I could tell him… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“The asshole slipped Peggy a five-spot to bring him his burger first. Never trust a man with a penis.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“I reported to work the next morning looking like something the cat dragged in, half eaten yet somehow still alive.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
